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@chiquita banana comment?This is the guy she lives with:
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I'm sorry, but I howl at Shelby's Panties every time. What a sick fuckin' pig.
Like Nana dying and her being destitute?Hopefully, Missy experiences some sort of horrible tragedy in her life soon, so we can make snarky, retarded comments and jokes about it. She's definitely overdue.
I don't think anybody who spends all day on twitter talking about how much they hate everything is happy in the first place. You don't end up with the Count if your life was full of success.Hopefully, Missy experiences some sort of horrible tragedy in her life soon, so we can make snarky, retarded comments and jokes about it. She's definitely overdue.
Yes, like that.Like Nana dying and her being destitute?
Pfft, she has a blue belt in BJJ. Cope and seethe!I don't think anybody who spends all day on twitter talking about how much they hate everything is happy in the first place. You don't end up with the Count if your life was full of success.
She’s attached to him like glue now. She’s up his ass more than that vibrating egg.
Plus he’s been cheating on her the whole damn time. But maybe she doesn’t care since she’s fucking her trainer.They always are.
Dani was ridiculing anyone who complained about Anthony doxxing them before he treated her hand like a slice of watermelon.
Stetten was posing in Nazi uniforms before she caught him messaging accounts he believed to be children.
Bookmark this shit, because if they break up before Anthony dies, Missy can rebrand herself as an escapee suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. She'll say she was depressed/drank too much and had minimal work prospects, so she was forced by circumstance into leaning into Anthony's public persona. I'll even throw a bipolar/ADHD/neurodivergent diagnosis in there as a catchall for her redemption arc.
Missy, I know you lurk here. This is your path out. The most reliable way to increase your follower count is to wait for the tide to swing left, probably around the midterms, and pull the apostate grift. "I was alt right until..." Start a substack, go on an apology tour, etc. Anthony won't leave you money and you will be forgotten if you're living in that house when he dies. He has a bad heart and if the rumors are true, the cocaine will expedite things. Get out and get out conspicuously, while it's still advantageous to do so.
You have tea on Anthony, Gavin, and others that could be valuable as a turncoat streamer. You can make it on your own.
They always are.
Dani was ridiculing anyone who complained about Anthony doxxing them before he treated her hand like a slice of watermelon.
Stetten was posing in Nazi uniforms before she caught him messaging accounts he believed to be children.
Bookmark this shit, because if they break up before Anthony dies, Missy can rebrand herself as an escapee suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. She'll say she was depressed/drank too much and had minimal work prospects, so she was forced by circumstance into leaning into Anthony's public persona. I'll even throw a bipolar/ADHD/neurodivergent diagnosis in there as a catchall for her redemption arc.
Missy, I know you lurk here. This is your path out. The most reliable way to increase your follower count is to wait for the tide to swing left, probably around the midterms, and pull the apostate grift. "I was alt right until..." Start a substack, go on an apology tour, etc. Anthony won't leave you money and you will be forgotten if you're living in that house when he dies. He has a bad heart and if the rumors are true, the cocaine will expedite things. Get out and get out conspicuously, while it's still advantageous to do so.
You have tea on Anthony, Gavin, and others that could be valuable as a turncoat streamer. You can make it on your own.
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