Me? Yeah, I'm internet famous 😎

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Bonus: Nice "flying" apart at the seams, stupid

Double Bonus: beefers

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Through his books? We’ve seen the sales numbers and that is….

NOT


SO

 

[kingship75]

EEEWWWWW!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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No other major platform? Funny he has an Instagram, FB, and You Tube channel yet those all have very low numbers. Maybe it’s because your “following” is majority dead accounts or people that muted him long ago.

 

[Brooke Shields]

The place that bans people for wrong-think is the best free-speech tool?

Makes sense if you have a pig brain

 

[CuntFucker .]

Isn't that guy's wife fucked by niggers all the time?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kinda funny he admits his books don’t sell since he lives in a shit hole. He’s trying so hard to get some kind of pundit work yet any chance of that is long gone.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Isn't that guy's wife fucked by niggers all the time?

Maybe, I see people say that a lot

 

[guest]

Cause shadowy billionaires have never controlled Twitter in the past.

Bullyable fat low IQ faggot.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He oughta know about things flying apart at the seams. I wonder how many people saw his water balloon tweet.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

“Midlist” (piggy doesn’t know that’s not how to spell it) is more of a stretch than his waist.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Midlist? More like shitlist

 

[Porkys]

It has more to do with 20 dead kids and teachers you "wee tweet" twink. Go get pegged and celebrate your moment

 

[Jenna]

I know I'm repeating the same point in multiple posts but I'm gonna keep repeating it. 19 kids are dead due to a mentally ill psychopath. I try to read more about this story but every goddamn thing I read makes me cry. That it was 2 days from summer break. All the kids that survived but watched their friends get killed like it was 'Nam. How emotionally immature 2nd graders are, like they still get excited to play the parachute game.

Meanwhile, here's Patrick. He's got a wee tweet (about those dead kids) doing some numbers. He has time to be faux modest and say "some numbers". He's got time to talk about his wee tweet (about those dead kids) has been seen by a million people, and give his books a plug as well. That's all he cares about. That he did good on twitter by crafting the right tweet about those dead kids.

If this shit goes down at Annabelle's elementary school and not Robb, he might be sad about his daughter dying for a minute. I'd give him 100 seconds after learning the news before he starts thinking I can get on TV as the father of a slain child! I'll be just like those kids at Parkland, going on CNN to talk about gun reform! Then remember to be sad, remember to look sad Patrick. Wow I'll probably meet the Obamas!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Holy fuck the self congratulating..

He hasnt even hugged his daughter and this is what he hangs his dirty brewers hat on.

This is great

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ve said it before but Pat is the poster child for the dangers of social media on one’s mental health. Twitter is his entire life, everyday he wakes up and hopes to chase the dragon of going viral and getting likes and retweets. That’s his entire life, everything minute of the day he’s thinking about twitter and what he can tweet for likes. He goes to bar just to sit on his laptop and waste time on twitter. If he can’t tweet his entire world crashes and he wonders around in a haze without his toy. He’s doing a humble brag because he tweeted about a tragedy because he believes that his purpose in life. He’s a real sick fuck. Plus he’s fat.

 

[SFWA liaison]

forget the fact that "shadowy billionaires" that Fatty doesn't even know the name of ALREADY own Twitter

god is he OBESE

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

There’s a real easy way to deal with that, Fatrick. Eat a bullet. Or two handfuls of halcion.

 

[guest]

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Bonus: Nice "flying" apart at the seams, stupid

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Double Bonus: beefers

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What an insane individual. He truly has learned nothing about what he is. Even Joe Matarese threw in the towel by now trying to make himself internet famous while also not being mocked for the loser he is. Faggot. And fat.

Bonus: no dumper pics, OP? For shame

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Bonus: no dumper pics, OP? For shame

I'm embarrassed...