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me when i steal money from the faggot meth addicts down the road

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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a couple years ago i stole a bunch of money from a bunch of degenerate meth addicts and they went psycho lol

i didnt even need the money, i just had this compulsion to steal it since they were fucked up

knowwhatimean
I'm 90 percent sure a guy named Crackhead Will stole my dead father's Rolex in 2017. Sometimes I fantasize about killing him. My fault for letting a guy named Crackhead Will into my house.
 

DiarrheaDick

She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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I'm 90 percent sure a guy named Crackhead Will stole my dead father's Rolex in 2017. Sometimes I fantasize about killing him. My fault for letting a guy named Crackhead Will into my house.
If it makes you feel any better, I was a silly goose and trusted a dope addict with a fresh bundle I just picked up. I would've pushed the issue that I didn't just use 6 bags, but her boyfriend literally looked like Freddy Krueger so I was kinda scared.
 
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