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Him and Niki aren't parents because of their "busy careers." Yeah. That's certainly the reason Elon Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates, Buffet, Murdoch et al decided to remain childless.

The truth? Not even a repressed lesbian wants to raise a kid or two with an immature, useless lunatic who's destroying himself with alcohol.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Him and Niki aren't parents because of their "busy careers." Yeah. That's certainly the reason Elon Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates, Buffet, Murdoch et al decided to remain childless.

The truth? Not even a repressed lesbian wants to raise a kid or two with an immature, useless lunatic who's destroying himself with alcohol.
Pat would be jealous of the baby getting all the attention.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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I'm sure Annabelle understands. After all, her father puts out a book once every few years. There's just no way to squeeze in raising his own daughter.

I wish I could've seen the conversation between Pat and Niki when he explained to her that he is technically a father but wants nothing to do with his kid except as a prop for internet likes once or twice a year. Niki must be a real piece of shit to hear that and think "This is the guy for me!"
 

EraGodless

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Him and Niki aren't parents because of their "busy careers." Yeah. That's certainly the reason Elon Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates, Buffet, Murdoch et al decided to remain childless.

The truth? Not even a repressed lesbian wants to raise a kid or two with an immature, useless lunatic who's destroying himself with alcohol.
They're DINKS without the income part. So basically roommates, wherein Nikki's mom pays for everything. There's no way he makes enough from insurance to fund the lifestyle they lead.
 

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They look so happy living the childless dream going on vacations just the 2 of them.
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