Master Po

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Always have been fascinated with Po.

What was the deal here? How did this guy even get involved with O&A? Who found out he was a fraud?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Some water-nigger fraud rapist (redundant)

 

[Stent]

Mars knew him and he was hired as security. I think that's how it happened.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Mars knew him and he was hired as security. I think that's how it happened.

What is it with these guys obsession with having security around them like they are high profile people. First they have that jew moonfish club soda Kenny around them and now I find out master po worked security? The lack of self awareness is truly stunning.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

The thought of Jim and Po playing chess, sitting around like two chimps staring at the board, each trying to convince the other that they know what they're doing pisses me off so much.

 

[LingerLonger]

I left a post in another Master Po thread that had a history of him on the show.

ahhhh, usssssssss!!!

Ahhhhh, Uussssssss!!!!!!!

new.onaforums.net

One thing I forgot was him also drinking a lot during O&A fan events. No one on the show drank like he did. Well maybe Anthony. Or Norton when he was 15 in his own mind. Master Po would get blackout drunk and act like a maniac. When he was supposed to working security mind you.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I left a post in another Master Po thread that had a history of him on the show.

ahhhh, usssssssss!!!

Ahhhhh, Uussssssss!!!!!!!

new.onaforums.net

One thing I forgot was him also drinking a lot during O&A fan events. No one on the show drank like he did. Well maybe Anthony. Or Norton when he was 15 in his own mind. Master Po would get blackout drunk and act like a maniac. When he was supposed to working security mind you.

Good stuff brotherman.

The thought of Po showing up to some model's hotel room to return something he swiped from her purse in the first place is terrifying.

Glad they all felt comfortable hanging out with an aggressive alcoholic rapist and his band of criminals.

 

[LingerLonger]

Good stuff brotherman.

The thought of Po showing up to some model's hotel room to return something he swiped from her purse in the first place is terrifying.

Glad they all felt comfortable hanging out with an aggressive alcoholic rapist and his band of criminals.

He was not the only one that did that though. Norton was infamous for getting contact information for pretty much all actresses, strippers, models, porn stars, and trying to ask them on a date or for paid sex. One of the funniest ones was when Amber Tamblyn came on the show, was laughing at Norton's jokes, and Norton pissed his pants and did not ask for her number. And she later married David Cross, an ugly jew comedian.

Of course looking back Jim probably wanted a Viking King camwhore to shit on his chest for $15,000 of tokens or whatever. But I remember laughing that he did not have the balls to just ask for her number. And she later married a comedian.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Totally believable anti-semitism at 2:28

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He was not the only one that did that though. Norton was infamous for getting contact information for pretty much all actresses, strippers, models, porn stars, and trying to ask them on a date or for paid sex. One of the funniest ones was when Amber Tamblyn came on the show, was laughing at Norton's jokes, and Norton pissed his pants and did not ask for her number. And she later married David Cross, an ugly jew comedian.

Of course looking back Jim probably wanted a Viking King camwhore to shit on his chest for $15,000 of tokens or whatever. But I remember laughing that he did not have the balls to just ask for her number. And she later married a comedian.

You're definitely right, they were all fucking creeps except for the Opster. Nana allegedly finger fucking Bobo's sister. Norton allegedly fucking that passed out chick. There's countless other examples of them being degenerate predators so it's no wonder they were comfortable around Po.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

The sound of a sword moving though the air.
The chants before and after Ali’s fights.
The speech from Braveheart.

 

[guest]

What is it with these guys obsession with having security around them like they are high profile people. First they have that jew moonfish club soda Kenny around them and now I find out master po worked security? The lack of self awareness is truly stunning.

Some of them are their handlers. Club Soda Kenny looks like he is inbred with whatever branch of the tribe that promoted Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[DieNortonDie]

Some of them are their handlers. Club Soda Kenny looks like he is inbred with whatever branch of the tribe that promoted Jerry Seinfeld.

Holy shit he really does look like Seinfeld with a growth disease. Creepy fucking rat. He was internal affairs in the PD, which means he was a fucking stasi for cops

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Explain to the folks at home who Master Po is

 

[Dennyislife]

Kenny is doing well for himself

https://twitter.com/clubsodakenny/status/1473118381045858310?t=0Wtc8duhwKCFdCD9Chdqqg&s=1

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Kenny is doing well for himself

https://twitter.com/clubsodakenny/status/1473118381045858310?t=0Wtc8duhwKCFdCD9Chdqqg&s=1

Jesus Bill Burr is generous, glad Kenny was kind enough to smile for the pic.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Jesus Bill Burr is generous, glad Kenny was kind enough to smile for the pic.

His baboon wife probably had him send Kenny to kill his dog. This was his payment.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

(((Google))) says that Bill’s net worth is $12 million. Seems pretty low even considering how inaccurate those sites are.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Kenny is doing well for himself

https://twitter.com/clubsodakenny/status/1473118381045858310?t=0Wtc8duhwKCFdCD9Chdqqg&s=1

I wonder what Jim or Opie got Kenny for all those years getting them breakfast or driving them around like some paraplegics.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Let's put the most insecure person in the room in charge of security. Good idea.

In my opinion Po was an arrogant, self-centered piece of shit. He escalated, any chance he ever got, he escalated what was going on. He talked about how if things ever did go down and the hosts were in danger, "I'm your God," etc.

Even stupid Danny tore him to pieces and got Po to show his real self and start screaming. A complete fool. And an insecure one at that. How he got anyone to follow him is beyond me. One of the most transparent humans I've ever witnessed.

A video made long ago by those Reddit hooligans. Watch to the very end and ask yourself why you would keep especially that last footage in a video meant to show what a badass you are.






And while we're on the subject, here's a great discussion between Joe Rogan and Bas Rutten where they talk about these egotistical motherfuckers and the "mass hypnosis" effect they have around them. Joe directly calls out "Master Po" in the 5 minute area (after getting called out by Bas for not calling him out by name).






And finally, Master Po's "The Arena" show was the single most entertaining thing to ever air on XM. The two hours of radio that commenced on the next Monday morning was also fantastic. Give it a listen or a re-listen. One of his guests evens uses Po's real name at one point (Spoiler alert, I think it's Ramone Rodriguez or something like that).

Po was the most underexploited character on the show because they knew what an actual monster he was (allegedly) and were genuinely afraid of the guy. Except Roland.