Mama Raven A "Badass"? Florentine Weighs In

[guest]

Tomlinson spins some pretty unbelievable tales about his parents.

Do they pass the smell test? Experts say no.

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[Cyberatorquer]

Fatrick's family fanfiction just hits different.

May God help him. No BS

 

[Africa.com]

Hey @NormsGhost do you think this really happened

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Florentine should make this a regular feature. There's so much material. I hope "Lucas" keeps sending in Xeets.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Mash pit

 

[The Talking Dead]

mom stares

Fucking yuck.

 

[Meownaw]

I wish he mentioned him typing mash pit.

 

[DominusOdium]

He writes retarded lies on Twitter, if you question him he calls you a child and a gullible bobblehead. If you check on his lies or followup in any way, you're a cyberstalking felon. If you push back on this, you're going to prison and have nothing in your life but Patrick.

 

[guest]

I wish he mentioned him typing mash pit.

Jim is from New Jersey. We're lucky he can even read. He had major trouble pronouncing the word "ideology" in another episode.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

What makes this funnier is that it's missing the original context. From what I remember, Pat said this story happened in the late 90s? Which would've made Mama Raven 40-something, not 66 years old.

Pat, you need to correct record.

 

[King of OnAForums]

Pat's dad was a ski jumper, a professional bull rider, an NRA instructor, a master electrician, a DARPA scientist, an MI6 special agent, a...rodeo clown?

 

[guest]

Florentine should make this a regular feature. There's so much material. I hope "Lucas" keeps sending in Xeets.

He's read every Pat post I've sent. I tried to branch out by sending a Fatsy Resto post where she wrote a rap, but I think it must've been too confusing (retarded) for him to know where to even begin.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

He's read every Pat post I've sent. I tried to branch out by sending a Fatsy Resto post where she wrote a rap, but I think it must've been too confusing (retarded) for him to know where to even begin.

TYFYS solid bit

 

[Cumiace]

Did she get tossed around by Hotlips and Hawkeye Pierce rsumthin tss tss?

 

[kingship75]

Did she get tossed around by Hotlips and Hawkeye Pierce rsumthin tss tss?

Klinger dressed as a lady wit a peckah!

 

[chewtoyrapist]

What makes this funnier is that it's missing the original context. From what I remember, Pat said this story happened in the late 90s? Which would've made Mama Raven 40-something, not 66 years old.

Pat, you need to correct record.

I'd love to see the record correction on that. Considering their first album came out in 1999 and pat has seemingly never listened to a band he didn't hear on the radio first, that means he was still getting chaperoned to shows at 18-19. Prove us wrong pat, tell us how deep wit da slipknot you go.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What makes this funnier is that it's missing the original context. From what I remember, Pat said this story happened in the late 90s? Which would've made Mama Raven 40-something, not 66 years old.

Pat, you need to correct record.

Even funnier. The earliest Pat could have seen Slipknot in WI was when he was 18. Mama Raven was 33/34 when she had Pat so she was actually around 51 when she escorted her 18 year old son to the first ever Slipknot show in WI and then got thrown out of the mash pit for being too violent and intimidating.

 

[Podcasting 101]

He was raised by two actual tough guys

 

[guest]

Florentine may not have the best track record in picking female partners, but he otherwise rules.

 

[Stent]

"She's kind of a badass. Is she?"

Florentine gets it.