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Making a shrub murderer. Who vandalised Boomia’s garden?

DominusOdium

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First Eric Hildeman came for Boomia's kid, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a fat kid

Then Eric Hildeman came for Boomia's bushes, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a landscaper.

Then Eric Hildeman called him Robert Prongay, and I did not speak out—
Because my name was not an anagram for gay porn

Then Eric Hildeman came for me—and Boomia tried to speak for me but I couldn't fucking understand a goddamn thing he was saying
 
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No one said the shrubs were in Canada and it is common knowledge Boomia has properties in the USA. It seems like Eric Hildeman is hiding something. He has posted Boomia’s dox and called his son, is it really such a stretch that a man who defends pedophiles would attack an innocent shrub? I think Boomia getting the police involved is the best option to get to the bottom of this stalking and vandalism!
 
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NoBacon

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Vandalized shrubs? That's a new one. I've never been outside of the 48 main states, much less Canada. And I'm sure as death and taxes not going to drive 700 fucking miles just to mess up somebody's greenery. I'm done with Boomia.

I notice you didn’t deny sexually harrasing little Zoomia over the phone, it’s you making those calls.
 

NoBacon

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No one said the shrubs were in Canada and it is common knowledge Boomia has properties in the USA. It seems like Eric Hildeman is hiding something. He has posted Boomia’s dox and called his son, is it really such a stretch that a man who defends pedophiles would attack an innocent shrub? I think Boomia getting the police involved is the best option to get to the bottom of this stalking and vandalism!

I completely agree, Eric’s vandalism and threatening phone calls are a matter for the MPD.
 

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Speaking of things people have or haven’t done what are your thoughts on Pat’s claim that we “tricked” his heating / gas provider into turning off their heat twice in the winter? Nobody here did that and upon further review we discovered due to the very cold winters in Wisconsin it’s actually ILLEGAL for any heating company to cut off a customers heat in the winter months he said it happened. It’s very clear Pat made this up but he told multiple news outlets we did this even though it never happened.

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Harry Powell

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Vandalized shrubs? That's a new one. I've never been outside of the 48 main states, much less Canada. And I'm sure as death and taxes not going to drive 700 fucking miles just to mess up somebody's greenery. I'm done with Boomia.
Honestly man you should play up the character.

Post a photoshop of his rental property with you peeing on the shrubs or something, drop that “nice shrubs, stupid” finally, etc.

It’s a good bit. You have the foundation here you just have to build on it.
 

Harry Powell

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Just in case you are please send me his number.

I wrote out this whole lighthearted skit where I pretend I’m you calling from Kindercare with a special offer for Zoomia to attend a weeklong sleepover camp. I thought it was pretty funny, better than @Jenna ‘s SNL skit at least.
 

NoBacon

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Honestly man you should play up the character.

Post a photoshop of his rental property with you peeing on the shrubs or something, drop that “nice shrubs, stupid” finally, etc.

It’s a good bit. You have the foundation here you just have to build on it.

It’s not a bit, don’t encourage him. There’s no real evidence beyond unqualified internet sleuthing that Boomia is Robert Prongay and Eric Hildeman is harassing the guys kids and scaring them over the phone. He’s also vandalising his gardens at his rental properties.
 
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