Made a massive mistake by ordering Indian food after midnight

[Turk February]

Will be shitting all night. Thanks Hardeep.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I missed the Kebabery... so I'll be shitting English food, it just aint the same

 

[Dog Eater]

Indian food = poo coloured and textured slop full of spices to hide the off meat.

 

[Turk February]

Indian food = poo coloured and textured slop full of spices to hide the off meat.

No meat for me. Too much iron in my last blood test. I have to find vegetarian shit that doesn't taste like grass.

 

[Toast]

I've never had street shitter food, but yeah, I assume it's full of shit.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

What are you, a gremlin?

 

[Child..]

No meat for me. Too much iron in my last blood test. I have to find vegetarian shit that doesn't taste like grass.

Nope...not cursed at all...just another boqism. You are totally fine, its normal for your body to reject animal protein which is vital for muscle and organ repair, metabolism etc.

Nope, Allah did not curse you for your atheism. It's all BS boqo-jumbo-voodo tawk.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Nope...not cursed at all...just another boqism. You are totally fine, its normal for your body to reject animal protein which is vital for muscle and organ repair, metabolism etc.

Nope, Allah did not curse you for your atheism. It's all BS boqo-jumbo-voodo tawk.

This is what Allah has done for you:

Turk is more respected here and better looking than you.
Allah hates you.

 

[Turk February]

Nope...not cursed at all...just another boqism. You are totally fine, its normal for your body to reject animal protein which is vital for muscle and organ repair, metabolism etc.

Nope, Allah did not curse you for your atheism. It's all BS boqo-jumbo-voodo tawk.

God cursed you with dark skin and homosexuality and the belief in a false prophet. I win.

 

[musTARD]

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Will be shitting all night. Thanks Hardeep.

Are you mad!?
Do you enjoy explosive diarrhea?, child?

 

[Turk February]

Are you mad!?
Do you enjoy explosive diarrhea?, child?

The problem is when I poop in my pants I only have 3 pairs. And one is already gone thanks to a small pants shitting incident.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I like their lentils and chick peas. The lamb vindaloo is good too, but I buy it frozen at trader joes, I'll never eat it from an Indian

 

[Turk February]

I like their lentils and chick peas. The lamb vindaloo is good too, but I buy it frozen at trader joes, I'll never eat it from an Indian

I've told this story before. I once got the beef biriani and it got lodged in my throat and I needed full anaesthesia and surgery because I couldn't swallow water or my own spit.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I've told this story before. I once got the beef biriani and it got lodged in my throat and I needed full anaesthesia and surgery because I couldn't swallow water or my own spit.

Holy shit! That's insane

 

[RoTheHo69]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Turk February]

I did it again