M.C Serch is not afraid to cry!

[IanHalperin]

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

How is this not a pussy?

 

[LiberalPussy]

Pour out a chop chee in your man’s honor.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Serch looks like my Aunt Lucy a lil bit.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I lost my mom man
I lost my pops dude

 

[PickleRickle]

I lost my mom man
I lost my pops dude

You know what, dude? You lose your mom, you lose your dad, BOOM, you got yourself chop chee.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'm 57 years old, yo!

 

[alkiefuck2]

I lost my mom man
I lost my pops dude

Hold my chee man

 

[Turk February]

I hope this doesn't get back to him cuz I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings but Mc serch is not a good looking man.

 

[johnnynoname]

he should cry on his chop chee

 

[johnnynoname]

i went to a little league coach of mine's wake today

now him and my dad can watch me be unfunny on this site from the afterlife

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

i went to a little league coach of mine's wake today

now him and my dad can watch me be unfunny on this site from the afterlife

I’m sure he use to make you jerk him off, but I’m too tired to make a joke about it.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I'm not afraid to cry
I'm not afraid to try
How you doin' sir what's good with you kid?
I hope that you LEAD a positive life..and yo
shout out to my wife who's back stage and hope I don't flip and go knife and uh
uh I stuttad but I'm still butta
don't say nothin bout this mad motha.. ah
shut ya mouth this is no cursin no rehearsin this is just straight serchin.

PEACE

 

[aRTie02150]

Queens!?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Queens!?

Brooklyn.

 

[RoTheHo69]

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I'm 57 years old, yo!

I'll do yo taxes B!

 

[aRTie02150]

Brooklyn.

Even Bettah

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

From the depths of the chee, chop to the sea

Snoop Zoggy Zog, funky as the, the, the chop chee

Went solo on that ass, but it's still the same

Roslyn Heights is the spot where I serve Rogaine

Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your drip

Nine-trizzay's the yizzear MC Serch went to shit

So I ain't holdin nothin' back

And motherfucker, I got five on a twenty sack

It's like that and as a matter of fact (Rat-tat-tat-tat)

'Cause I never hesitate to chop a chee for a snack

Yeah, so peep out the manuscript

You see that it's a must we drop Hebrew shit

What's my motherfuckin' name?

Snoop Zoggy Zooooooooooooooooooooog!

 

[Stent]

What do you mean they left a penny to the local orphanage?! I'll fight this in court!

 

[guest]

From the depths of the chee, chop to the sea

Snoop Zoggy Zog, funky as the, the, the chop chee

Went solo on that ass, but it's still the same

Roslyn Heights is the spot where I serve Rogaine

Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your drip

Nine-trizzay's the yizzear MC Serch went to shit

So I ain't holdin nothin' back

And motherfucker, I got five on a twenty sack

It's like that and as a matter of fact (Rat-tat-tat-tat)

'Cause I never hesitate to chop a chee for a snack

Yeah, so peep out the manuscript

You see that it's a must we drop Hebrew shit

What's my motherfuckin' name?

Snoop Zoggy Zooooooooooooooooooooog!

@BenDovid would this jingle have made it past the call screener?

I have goose bumps.

ew.