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Jewish Beefers are JUST A VIBE, RIGHT?Those are pecs.
Nigga takes credit for Nas meanwhile Nas owes his success to Serch's grandmother.As if being born to absurdly wealthy parents wasn’t enough opportunity. He’s been able to cosplay as a rapper for like 35 years. He’s only got money left because his grandma gave him the money to produce Illmatic.
It's amazing to me that anyone is fooled into thinking he has any money. He's broke as a joke, and has been for many years. His family wasn't wealthy. His music career ended 30 years ago. He continually hustles his way into jobs where people who know him as a "celebrity" give him work hoping he will bring in other "celebrities" as clients. He doesn't, because he can't. He's not respected as much as they think.As if being born to absurdly wealthy parents wasn’t enough opportunity. He’s been able to cosplay as a rapper for like 35 years. He’s only got money left because his grandma gave him the money to produce Illmatic.
If you read his Wikipedia page the majority of his business deals / jobs end with him being let go / ties cut over missing money.It's amazing to me that anyone is fooled into thinking he has any money. He's broke as a joke, and has been for many years. His family wasn't wealthy. His music career ended 30 years ago. He continually hustles his way into jobs where people who know him as a "celebrity" give him work hoping he will bring in other "celebrities" as clients. He doesn't, because he can't. He's not respected as much as they think.
Many artists know to act nice and be homies with everyone in the game. When push comes to shove, no one is putting Serch on their shows or events. They will verbally respect him, or say he's a legend, but you don't see them bringing him on stage, or putting him in front of a camera representing hip hop.
His hustle has gotten him gigs to help promote some big companies, the most recent is a resort in Orlando. They think he'll bring in some people with money to vacation or live in this resort community. He won't. He'll ride the paycheck as long as he can, and they'll let him go. Another bridge burnt, I'm sure.
He has no college degree. No formal background in marketing. He isn't dumb, so don't get me wrong. He's very intelligent and knows how to talk the talk. But his track record that he thinks shows success mostly has a trail of failed brands with names that are remembered as being good, but where are they now?
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Didn’t his grandma finance Illmatic? Which is how he made money for years until he sold the rights. He claimed on Arsenio that they made Nas a millionaire in the first week (to a round of applause) which I always doubted. Plus I thought he at least grew up in a very nice area. Not to say that they supported him forever but that’s a nice head start in life. Did his wife ever have a job?It's amazing to me that anyone is fooled into thinking he has any money. He's broke as a joke, and has been for many years. His family wasn't wealthy. His music career ended 30 years ago. He continually hustles his way into jobs where people who know him as a "celebrity" give him work hoping he will bring in other "celebrities" as clients. He doesn't, because he can't. He's not respected as much as they think.
Many artists know to act nice and be homies with everyone in the game. When push comes to shove, no one is putting Serch on their shows or events. They will verbally respect him, or say he's a legend, but you don't see them bringing him on stage, or putting him in front of a camera representing hip hop.
His hustle has gotten him gigs to help promote some big companies, the most recent is a resort in Orlando. They think he'll bring in some people with money to vacation or live in this resort community. He won't. He'll ride the paycheck as long as he can, and they'll let him go. Another bridge burnt, I'm sure.
He has no college degree. No formal background in marketing. He isn't dumb, so don't get me wrong. He's very intelligent and knows how to talk the talk. But his track record that he thinks shows success mostly has a trail of failed brands with names that are remembered as being good, but where are they now?
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Remember the electric sports car he was supposed to be a brand ambassador for? That is another partnership that quietly went away.Whatever happened to all those Halloween costumes he was gonna sell?
His wife is the breadwinner, as far as I can gather. She has held a steady job at Disney in the hospitality industry. Hotel manager or something to that effect. Her LinkedIn says she is "Front Office Manager" at the Walt Disney Company. She isn't usually part of his ridiculous hustles, so she keeps a job and doesn't get fired.Didn’t his grandma finance Illmatic? Which is how he made money for years until he sold the rights. He claimed on Arsenio that they made Nas a millionaire in the first week (to a round of applause) which I always doubted. Plus I thought he at least grew up in a very nice area. Not to say that they supported him forever but that’s a nice head start in life. Did his wife ever have a job?
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