Loser doesn't know who Dan is

[Maybe even kiss you]

This idiot PM:ed me asking who Dan is, saying he doesn't dare to ask on the forums openly since he would appear clueless. Apparently it's one of those "I didn't learn in the beginning, and now too much time has passed for me to ask" situations. Let's go ahead an explain in this thread so this noob - who isn't me - can finally know.

Allegedly he doesn't know dick about the internet either, so let's cut him some slack.

 

[Meownaw]

Post the name unless it's YOU who doesn't know who Dan is and came up with this ridiculous story . Also someone not getting a Dan reference is too meta for me tbh.

Guy posts using his real name and location. His head grows and grows until he decides "this group of cyberstalkers who turn on everyone is sure to not turn on me when I make a 3 hour podcast about Patrick!". I think you can guess what happened next.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Dantifa isn't a person so much as it is an idea.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dan is a faggot who insulted Ricci and Lawless, he got what he deserved.

Won't see him no more.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Post the name unless it's YOU who doesn't know who Dan is and came up with this ridiculous story . Also someone not getting a Dan reference is too meta for me tbh.

Guy posts using his real name and location. His head grows and grows until he decides "this group of cyberstalkers who turn on everyone is sure to not turn on me when I make a 3 hour podcast about Patrick!". I think you can guess what happened next.

Are you crazy? Of course I knew who Dan was. Who in their right mind wouldn't, right?

I was just taking pity on this fool who sent me the PM, and I promised not to reveal his username. But now that we've given him those clues together I'm sure he has figured it out.

 

[Princess Alena 2]

Is the idiot also a 16 year old who’s not so good with the internet and needs your help in taking down his mom’s black boyfriend?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don't know who Dan is either, really. Because I don't bother remembering who posts what

 

[Meownaw]

I don't know who Dan is either, really. Because I don't bother remembering who posts what

I remember you just because of how angry those pants make me.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I don't know who Dan is either, really. Because I don't bother remembering who posts what

Same.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Everyone knows who Dan is.
Have you never got the PM offering 20% off you next order of rubber dog shit?

 

[CuntFucker]

I love this lil nigga

 

[guest]

It was me, I broke the dam

 

[Serious Business]

Dan is a reference to you, who started a forum podcast, ran it into the ground and got chased off the forums for being a Machiavellian weirdo, Dan.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

That reminds me, this uh, guy, PMed me asking what “Ho-Ho-HOOOOOOLEY SHIT” meant. It’s not me, honest injun’.

 

[DMAN]

I missed the entire podcast saga aside from maybe 1 or 2 threads I skimmed. I had to punch out when that cliquey fag shit started up. All I know is who was on the podcasts and who ended up pretending they never humored that "please look at me" namefagging bullshit.

 

[Meownaw]

That reminds me, this uh, guy, PMed me asking what “Ho-Ho-HOOOOOOLEY SHIT” meant. It’s not me, honest injun’.

It's on your profile photo and you still don't know? Unless you mean the rib version?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I’ll tell you the whole story...



















...this Sunday at 8pm

 

[guest]

This idiot PM:ed me asking who Dan is, saying he doesn't dare to ask on the forums openly since he would appear clueless. Apparently it's one of those "I didn't learn in the beginning, and now too much time has passed for me to ask" situations. Let's go ahead an explain in this thread so this noob - who isn't me - can finally know.

Dan was the gay guy Owen used to pay to mow his lawn. Now he lives somewhere else.

 

[guest]

Post the name unless it's YOU who doesn't know who Dan is and came up with this ridiculous story . Also someone not getting a Dan reference is too meta for me tbh.

Guy posts using his real name and location. His head grows and grows until he decides "this group of cyberstalkers who turn on everyone is sure to not turn on me when I make a 3 hour podcast about Patrick!". I think you can guess what happened next.

It’s not difficult to sum up Mr. Mullen but that was pretty good. I would have also accepted: guy who thought to himself,’ These normal functioning fully employable sober gentleman will totally respect my HOT Brazilian wife’

 

[Chive Turkey]

were a kind of forum 'royalty' and conducted themselves as such...I honestly thought the "Mewler report" was a central pillar for this place, that everyone was 'in on it'...then i come to find out nobody really was, it was just an eccentric royal pass-time/imbibing that we entertained.

Then some kind of revolutionary spirit entered the forums and now their status is lowly, or like with Tony/Snake, they checked out.

We get a round of infighting once every 20 months days. It's a good thing, gets rid of the bad blood.

This place is kinda like the French Revolution in that yesterday's heroes could be carted off to the guillotine in disgrace tomorrow, all while being mocked by the mob for wearing those gay stockings.