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This is what Tommy "Pappa Clown" Tomlinson said when he first laid eyes on his son. It has been confirmed by several major and international news sources.
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LOOOL Look how fat he is! What a fat faggot with bitch tits. No son of mine!!
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You set yourself up for this, asshole.
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Who's son is that? That's not my son. No way. Not once. Not ever. Not my piglet not my problem, that's what I say.
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Oof. Leave this one up to Phil. Fucking ponderous.
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Wouldn't a Scot say arse or something? Hmmm?!
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Nice Bingo Bingaman fiddle player with your unsold cd earrings, stupid.
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Patrick was only conceived because tommy was inside raven while a nigger was fucking him up his ass. When he hit his G-Spot he leaked Patrick into her. Pat is actually short for Pathetic. Not Patrick. All this was alleged by a source that contacted me on Reddit.
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awesome cover brotherman! hopefully you do jesus you know me too!
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“These doctors keep telling me it’s a boy!! How do they know??? I can’t see no darn penis on this fat baby!!”
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Drinkin' outta troughs...
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Being a bitch
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I can officially confirm this to be 100% accurate.
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In text? I can't say I ever really have through text. Who do you think I am, Groundskeeper Willy and I text phonetically?
Say text again, stupid.