Looks like Pat found out that he hangs out exclusively at The Garage since he found out that he was banned from Hoolie's

[Steve Ramone]

It's a stupid phrase used by cafe racer builders. Do the ton means hit a whopping 100mph. No way this fat dick hit 100 on the 50 meter dash to the bar

Ew. My little rice rocket with half the displacement will do 100mph in 2nd gear.

 

[Harry Tasker]

His previous bike is the Suzuki GS500e that's rotting in his driveway uncovered, I thought? Not a fast bike by any means but more of a standard riding position than some tilted over faggot cafe racer. Only 500cc so 5 hours at highway speeds would make me want to die and my hands would go numb after about a half hour, I would know - I started out riding one.
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Lol nearly 4 years ago and it's still there, uncovered, rotting away


UPDATE: nah I'm just a dumb faggot
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He makes himself sound like such a fucking tool here. But yeah, still five hours on a cafe racer, even a factory built gay one, sounds horrific.

My buddy and I built one out of a CB200. It looked fucking cool but the whole style of bike is miserable for anything more than a 15-20 minute ride tops.

Fatso only likes it because he thinks it makes him “unique”.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Patrick looks like a flaming fucking faggot when he's on that motorcycle

 

[Guest]

Torque Wheeler is hitting the open road again, with a bottle of jack from the garage.

Ride on sweet Prince, ride on.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My buddy and I built one out of a CB200. It looked fucking cool but the whole style of bike is miserable for anything more than a 15-20 minute ride tops.

Fatso only likes it because he thinks it makes him “unique”.

I had a 72 CB175 cafe racer. It did look sweet but it was more scooter than motorcycle. I can't fathom a fat guy sitting on it.

 

[porquedealer]

My buddy and I built one out of a CB200. It looked fucking cool but the whole style of bike is miserable for anything more than a 15-20 minute ride tops.

Fatso only likes it because he thinks it makes him “unique”.

I had a 72 CB175 cafe racer. It did look sweet but it was more scooter than motorcycle. I can't fathom a fat guy sitting on it.

I've seen more on display in barber shops, tattoo places and bike garages as 'show pieces' than I have on the road being ridden.
Every bike meetup I've been too, no-one brings a cafe racer despite owning one.

They are like the bread maker of the bike world. Loads of people have one, but its unused in the cupboard because its such a fucking chore.

 

[NigelCumia]

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We were SO close to a team up back in the reddit days

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

"ton up?"

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

I’m guessing we were responsible for his ban?

 

[EraGodless]

The Garage sounds like a fag bar-- times like this is when I wish I could do fuck all with photoshop (16 don't know dick