• Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com

  • Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Look at that fucking thing dude

Suetonius

LAUGH.
Forum Clout
120,811
IMG_5379.jpeg

Thats fucking peak physique right there. Thats insane. Like a human being would have to work out for 100 years and take thousands of steroids to reach that fucking level. I mean that things shredded. I mean can you imagine if that thing just decided to punch you in the chest dude. You’d die, just straight up, fucking internal organs ruptured…you’d be fucked up. And no way you could ever take that thing in a boxing ring. You put Mike Tyson in a fucking ring with a chimp like that and the chimp would fuck him up. Because the chimp doesn’t play by any rules. He’ll just fucking grab your face and fuck it while it’s eating ears and clawing out your eyes. Thats what the fucking chimp does. Fuck man. Thats crazy.

IMG_5380.jpeg
 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
Forum Clout
4,777
View attachment 190037
Thats fucking peak physique right there. Thats insane. Like a human being would have to work out for 100 years and take thousands of steroids to reach that fucking level. I mean that things shredded. I mean can you imagine if that thing just decided to punch you in the chest dude. You’d die, just straight up, fucking internal organs ruptured…you’d be fucked up. And no way you could ever take that thing in a boxing ring. You put Mike Tyson in a fucking ring with a chimp like that and the chimp would fuck him up. Because the chimp doesn’t play by any rules. He’ll just fucking grab your face and fuck it while it’s eating ears and clawing out your eyes. Thats what the fucking chimp does. Fuck man. Thats crazy.

View attachment 190039
 

Attachments

  • zzld0xjg2h671.png
    zzld0xjg2h671.png
    397.9 KB · Views: 6
  • image-w1280.jpg
    image-w1280.jpg
    51.4 KB · Views: 6

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
Forum Clout
4,777
I know someone who ate their own shit when they were high on acid so it’s entirely possible. Jamie, pull that up.
"Jamie, after that pull up that guy who slice and dices the shit out of his own face and admitted that he literally snorts rails of his own cum in solitary confinement after mutilating his cock."

"Who's that, Joe?"

"Isn't that the dude we just had on who murdered and beheaded someone that we gave an open platform to? No? Fuck, niggers all look alike anyway. Going into the ghetto to watch Planet Of The Apes was like being in the planet of the apes. I'm based as fuck for that. At least I was until I profusely apologized for it."
 

Attachments

  • 582a5ae4ad133.image.jpg
    582a5ae4ad133.image.jpg
    23.5 KB · Views: 9
  • images (2).jpeg
    images (2).jpeg
    6.5 KB · Views: 9
Top