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Lmao the fact that this cow thinks he’s going to “retire” is hilarious

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Also, since when is Joseph Cumia religious? #closertoGod? Give me a fucking break. He’s been trying to mirror Missy to get more residuals deposited into his “retirement fund” from little bro.
 
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Joe's habit of proclaiming he's going to make big, life altering changes and then never following through is one of his funniest traits. It's the type of thing people do when they're young and think "I'm going to say I'll do x so everyone knows and that means I'll definitely follow through!"

Fucking pure bred retard he is.
 
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The Talking Dead said:
Joe's habit of proclaiming he's going to make big, life altering changes and then never following through is one of his funniest traits. It's the type of thing people do when they're young and think "I'm going to say I'll do x so everyone knows and that means I'll definitely follow through!"

Fucking pure bred retard he is.
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Congratulating himself on day one of his no bacon egg and cheese diet, like he'd already lost 50lbs. Never change, you cud-chewing buffoon.
 
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Joe is in his 60s, at his age he should already have his retirement plans settled and ready to go. He talks about it the way I talked about moving to New York and being a filmmaker when I was 13, a dumb idiot with no plan who expects everything to happen TO him. What practical steps has he taken toward retirement? Is he burying $10 out of the $50 he makes for a show and burying it in the backyard?
 
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DooDooBrown said:
Joe is in his 60s, at his age he should already have his retirement plans settled and ready to go. He talks about it the way I talked about moving to New York and being a filmmaker when I was 13, a dumb idiot with no plan who expects everything to happen TO him. What practical steps has he taken toward retirement? Is he burying $10 out of the $50 he makes for a show and burying it in the backyard?
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Does he just think that once a person turns 65 they’re automatically retired? Lol he’s gonna be manning the checkout desk at Guitar Center when he’s in his 70s
 
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Anth’s health must be as bad as we think it is if Joe seriously thinks he’ll be able to retire. Joe’s pretty much laid it out on Facebook posts that he has no savings, do we really think Nana has a big enough estate to support this cow? Missy must be written into the will otherwise she wouldn’t be hanging around, if she gets the SC house there can’t be more than a couple hundred thousand left that he’d had have to split with his sister, not sure that would even be enough to not have to work to keep up with his mortgage/HOAs for more than a few years. Of course, like many have pointed out, one would have to actually hold down a job to be considered “retired” but as far as social security goes does he realize he won’t be getting dick since he hasn’t contributed anything his whole life? Will be busking long after the last tooth falls out of his dumb cow mouth.
 
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Torque’sHeadBump said:
Does he just think that once a person turns 65 they’re automatically retired? Lol he’s gonna be manning the checkout desk at Guitar Center when he’s in his 70s
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I think this is how he thinks - he’s heard people talk about retirement age and all so he just assumes he gets what other people get because he’s retirement age. That or it’s him just assuming everything will work itself out like a real N person.
 
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