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Lil Jimmy looking FIT and THIN on Gutfeld last night.

MonsterSteve

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He's going for that Tomlinson 3rd chin title.


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Jimmy took his molestation-based sex fantasies to the limit and actually took loads in the ass. Having no more mountains to conquer and no prospects going forward, he settled in for what promises to be a slow and disturbing slide into old age. Have you seen his current act? He deliberately bombs, then discusses the bombing like that's the joke. It makes his old act seem like Rodney Dangerfield in comparison.
 

CutesyMissy

"... radio's most notorious shock jock."
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Jimmy took his molestation-based sex fantasies to the limit and actually took loads in the ass. Having no more mountains to conquer and no prospects going forward, he settled in for what promises to be a slow and disturbing slide into old age. Have you seen his current act? He deliberately bombs, then discusses the bombing like that's the joke. It makes his old act seem like Rodney Dangerfield in comparison.
And here we were hoping recovering his old fatness would make him funny again...
 

Not bad

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As a former fat lazy type turned thin there's no fucking way I am allowing myself to balloon up again like Jimmy has. All that hard work undone. He must hate himself.

Jim's situation is what you get by doing faggy stuff like not eating egg yolks. You might get in shape initially, but you'll relapse sooner or later since every day becomes just a miserable struggle.

The trick is to learn a diet which is healthy, but not so boring and picky that you can't sustain it.
 
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