Like anyone wants go halves on his shitty writing

[Slackjawed Cow]

You wouldnt even get a months worth of rent. I feel sorry for anyone that agrees to a business deal with Pat. He would end up suing that person at some point.

 

[Heyfellas]

Patrick either tweeted this from his fart couch or hooligans.

 

[captain_kamala]

i bet he's just soo in demand with his impossible to read prose littered with obvious errors.

 

[HotDogJoe]

We're busy

- man who regularly tweets 100+ times per day.

 

[DanFielding]

Don’t worry, Pat, no one’s contacting you.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He is the worst writer I've ever been aware of.

 

[captain_kamala]

i've got an idea
how about a repoman.....IN SPACE?

 

[NoBacon]

i bet he's just soo in demand with his impossible to read prose littered with obvious errors.

All of his characters are despicably ignorant, overly sassy faggots. Write what you know in action I suppose.

 

[Meownaw]

He is the worst writer I've ever been aware of.

Better writer and handler of trolls than Pat

 

[Gay Faggot.]

At the rate you’re writing, you have about 1 book left, fatty.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Yeah. Space Chili's and boiled fish and chips.

Some nigger...bury this cocksucker already.

 

[Username]

Pat just perfectly described all his books.

Ideas are easy, Fonald Plump, Space McDonald’s, Firstname Lastname, The hunt for red October in space etc.

Execution is hard. Eclectic, characters disappearing mid scene, terrible dialogue, various spelling and grammatical errors etc.

He’s an unoriginal retard who can’t write. It’s nice to hear it in his own words though.

 

[guest]

I just listened to his strictly stalking episode again.

Hearing him talk about how his The Ark screenplay was optioned and is being kicked around is hilarious. Nearly two years ago and no news yet, but he talked about it like production was coming up.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

And every single one of those ideas is fucking horse shit

 

[guest]

This is the kind of shit that makes me feel almost sorry for him. He's so deluded as to his own talent, creativity and productivity it's incredible.

The way he tells it he's putting out two best-selling novels a year, has two thirds of his canon optioned and is co-writing the screenplays and doing near constant tours and interviews. The reality is that he's writing an on spec godawful A Christmas Carol meets Death Wish wank-a-thon the excerpts from which he's shown are horribly researched and filled with basic spelling errors.

It's been said a thousand times but is always worth repeating. We are dealing with a literal pants shitting retard here.

 

[Meownaw]

This is the kind of shit that makes me feel almost sorry for him. He's so deluded as to his own talent, creativity and productivity it's incredible.

The way he tells it he's putting out two best-selling novels a year, has two thirds of his canon optioned and is co-writing the screenplays and doing near constant tours and interviews. The reality is that he's writing an on spec godawful A Christmas Carol meets Death Wish wank-a-thon the excerpts from which he's shown are horribly researched and filled with basic spelling errors.

It's been said a thousand times but is always worth repeating. We are dealing with a literal pants shitting retard here.

If that book never gets made I will be so disappointed.

 

[FurBurger]

I have more ideas for books in my head than I have years left to write them all.

They why the fuck are you writing public-domain fan fic?

[Archived]

 

[DominusOdium]

If anybody outside of the review farming advance copy outfits has actually READ more than half of his books, I'll eat my hat. I think a large number of his meager sales are virtue signal purchases from Twitter baby murder enthusiasts who think supporting his very important oinking in this way will somehow further their cause.

Look at the sharp drop off book to book in his series. Nobody reads beyond the first book and those books don't get finished. He has maybe less than a dozen purple haired tranny fans on Twitter that actually engage his literary "career". Any other sales are him bullying waiters in restaurants or drunk chicks and a smattering of curiosity purchases that never become fans. Does he EVER get asked about his future books or plans to follow up on his series? Ever?

 

[Say “Cookie”]

If this asshole gave his social media accounts to a paid social manager he could theoretically write 2 to 3 books a year easily. Only the lazy fucks use their own social media all day long instead of writing. Throw in an easy to diagnose severe tranny porn addiction and it is clear why Patso is a nobody.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He has ideas that nobody wants to buy. He’s writing on spec for a reason. You don’t publish 6 books then write on spec, he doesn’t even get freelance article work anymore.