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Liban told his girlfriend he was hacked by Al-Shabaab to explain his own behavior

ChiId..

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"Dat was not mee. Dat was Al-Shabaab. Please believe mee. Want to marry mee?"
 

Angel Martin

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Liban got her email and changed the password so he could convince her of his larp.

I'm thinking he got into her email because he's a jealous maniac and then the whole thing about the CIA and Al-Shabaab was the story he told to explain why her password was changed.


Edit: It's incredibly devious, narcissistic gaslighting behavior. Of all this shit we've found on Liban this weirds me out the most. What a creep.
 

Angel Martin

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I'm sorry, I'm still hung up on this.


Can you imagine you're dating some weird girl you met online and you just met in person for the first time. And then all of a sudden your email password is changed.
You suspect this girl you just met is responsible, but she says "Oh yeah, the CIA and a Somali terrorist group hack my email all the time. They're probably reading our conversations. That's why you can't get in."

Now imagine believing her.

I'm actually impressed Liban was able to track down the most gullible woman on earth and almost marry her. What a fucking story.
 
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