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Let's be honest, Susan will either be sold at auction to satisfy the legal judgement, or some vital part of the suspension will give out under Pats considerable weight and be totaled out. I budgeted roughly Pat $2,500, which I feel is generous.
2006 Saab
Saab is known as a brand for people who want to stand apart. Pat didn't find Norm (peace be upon him) funny but he would do well to channel his inner Seinfeld and pick up the Saab. At 150,000 miles it's got less miles than Susie, and since mustang drivers are known retards those miles are even harder. Yes it's a slush box but it'll have that delicious silky turbo power for about 200rpms before it upshifts against his will.
2007 Sentra S
Heres a car that is gonna fit right in in Patty's neighborhood. Around 150k miles but it's an S trim, which means Sport so that will tickle his need for speed. Good gas mileage for this treks to Cons. Its Japanese, but unreliable so lots of fodder to be found for the ole Torque blog.
2005 Envoy
Don't let the mileage fool you, this thing is Sa-weet. Burled Walnut-esque plastic panels, mostly intact leather seats. If well maintained, the I6 in this thing is actually ok, but it looks like this thing was driven by a negro so be ready for some fun upkeep in the driveway. The first car on this list where I have no question it can hold PiggyBoys girth.
2010 Passat
Das Auto for Das Sau. Less than 140k miles. This is from an era where the only thing VAG cared about was market share. He could get new rims for it and pretend he's a sophisticated man of culture. VW are notorious for rusting very easily tho, so he might want to look elsewhere.
A Bus Pass
The line runs right in front of the hovel. No more drunken winter collisions in a RWD lump of shit he can't handle in the ice. The money he saves on insurance can go to something else, such a paying his debts he rightfully owes.
2006 Saab
Saab is known as a brand for people who want to stand apart. Pat didn't find Norm (peace be upon him) funny but he would do well to channel his inner Seinfeld and pick up the Saab. At 150,000 miles it's got less miles than Susie, and since mustang drivers are known retards those miles are even harder. Yes it's a slush box but it'll have that delicious silky turbo power for about 200rpms before it upshifts against his will.
2007 Sentra S
Heres a car that is gonna fit right in in Patty's neighborhood. Around 150k miles but it's an S trim, which means Sport so that will tickle his need for speed. Good gas mileage for this treks to Cons. Its Japanese, but unreliable so lots of fodder to be found for the ole Torque blog.
2005 Envoy
Don't let the mileage fool you, this thing is Sa-weet. Burled Walnut-esque plastic panels, mostly intact leather seats. If well maintained, the I6 in this thing is actually ok, but it looks like this thing was driven by a negro so be ready for some fun upkeep in the driveway. The first car on this list where I have no question it can hold PiggyBoys girth.
2010 Passat
Das Auto for Das Sau. Less than 140k miles. This is from an era where the only thing VAG cared about was market share. He could get new rims for it and pretend he's a sophisticated man of culture. VW are notorious for rusting very easily tho, so he might want to look elsewhere.
A Bus Pass
The line runs right in front of the hovel. No more drunken winter collisions in a RWD lump of shit he can't handle in the ice. The money he saves on insurance can go to something else, such a paying his debts he rightfully owes.
