Let's have a contest and put it to a popular vote.

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wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
Anthony's life is an attempt to compensate for being a loser in high school. He's somehow convinced himself we are 15 year old bullies who would be blown away that he can order whatever he wants at Applebees because he has a credit card, want to swim in his pool with a T rex thing, and are jealous of his gaming PC.

Same reason he chases underage girls. He needs teenagers to think he's cool for once in his life.
 
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