Lesbians Don't Exist

[DMAN]

Nothing makes the DBLOOD BOIL quite like some dyke calling her glorified roommate her "Partner." Yeah? You 2 slits going Halfsies on life?

Of all the pet names to choose from, they go with the most sterile, business sounding... "PARTNER?" How romantic!

"Lesbians" are girl best friends who go out dickin' together. They pick up dudes together and have their pick. And all lesbians act like low self esteem teenaged boys who can't get laid. They're always littered with LOOK AT ME tattoos, to prove how cool they are.

And what is it all for? They can only do oral, and hump each other. They need a fake cawk made of plastic just to move the needle. Seems like a waste of time with no real end in sight, No end goal. And INEVITABLY any Lesbian who is above a 10 (by Oneal's Scale of 30) going back to dick every single time. Only the ugly Lesbians are forever trapped with each other in Lesbianism.

Every so-called Lesbian without a buzz cut The DMAN has ever met had switched back to dick within 6 months of their "coming out" moment... Some of them even at These very DHANDS. A corrective measure. Ask the newly returned DMANIAC @Rutherford_b_Blaze about that.

This has been the Tom Leykis Show... Women!!! I mean, Come AAAAHNNN!!!!!!

 

[Africa.com]

Women in lesbianic relationships report higher levels of domestic violence than women in hetero relationships. There's a @DMAN promo somewhere in that

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

And what is it all for? They can only do oral, and hump each other. They need a fake cawk made of plastic just to move the needle.

It's funny, all their sex is just simulating being straight. Imagine if gay guys could only fuck fake pussies together.

 

[SexGodFireBrand]

No woman can resist a 6'4 Chad

 

[midwit]

One of my first GF's turned out to be a straight up bull dyke. She's got a buzz cut, adopted kids, the whole bit. She ended up marrying a woman and they got a divorce (as is always the case, I'm sure domestic violence was part of it but cannot confirm).

I could tell that she absolutely hated fucking me even as an inexperienced kid. I thought she just hated me personally because I was an asshole to her but was handsome/popular and she was a mid tomboy, so from my POV she really had no choice but to deal with me for clout reasons.

She asked me to do a threesome with her best friend and I laughed it off as a joke. It was not a joke. This was a mistake.

I can still see her face as I was fucking her for the first time. She had to get hammered drunk on tequila beforehand and looked like she was going to puke throughout the entire 30-45 seconds. Fuckin' blood everywhere, it was a nightmare/awesome.

I remember I bit her tit for some reason mid-fuck. I think I saw it in a porn? That was a mistake, she shrieked and it caused a bruise.

I do sometimes wonder if she was in limbo trying to pick a side and I might have been the one to actually push her to full-time scissoring. In retrospect, fucking lol.

 

[Coonskin]

Big fan of the dman but I’m not reading this fuckin shit

 

[cachorro]

I’ve known a couple bullfrog dykes. The types that want to be men, but aren’t delusional enough to believe they could be like the trannies. Growing mustaches and taping down their beefers and shit like that. But yeah, for every other lesbo this is absolutely accurate.

And while we’re at it, it’s time to crush the “Bi” myth. ALL women are bi. They might not know it yet but they would absolutely lick box under the right circumstances. And “Bi” men are just faggots in denial. If you’re willing to take a cock up your ass, that’s your whole life. All jail bros are 100% faggot, there’s no “gay for the stay”.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’ve known a couple bullfrog dykes. The types that want to be men, but aren’t delusional enough to believe they could be like the trannies. Growing mustaches and taping down their beefers and shit like that. But yeah, for every other lesbo this is absolutely accurate.

And while we’re at it, it’s time to crush the “Bi” myth. ALL women are bi. They might not know it yet but they would absolutely lick box under the right circumstances. And “Bi” men are just faggots in denial. If you’re willing to take a cock up your ass, that’s your whole life. All jail bros are 100% faggot, there’s no “gay for the stay”.

I don’t think bi is real at all. Either you take dick or don’t. Most lesbians just hate men. Sex is mostly emotional for women anyways.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

It's funny, all their sex is just simulating being straight. Imagine if gay guys could only fuck fake pussies together.

Well they kinda do, it's just that shit falls out of there.

Excellent promo as always, DMAN. Never liked anyone who sincerely refers to their girlfriend as a "partner".

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Howdy partna! There's a snake in my snatch!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Keep 'em posts coming DMAN

 

[Dog Eater]

Thank you @Rutherford_b_Blaze for your corrective rape services. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Spoiler: But also

rape and molestation seem to be the main cause of so called “lesbianism”. It’s just fear/hatred of men not attraction to women.

 

[DMAN]

Big fan of the dman but I’m not reading this fuckin shit

We don't need an announcement that you decided not to engage in the thread.

In the future you can just fuck off.

Crying about what amounts to 1 paragraph... Fucking faggot.

 

[DMAN]

Big fan of the dman but I’m not reading this fuckin shit

Maybe if your husband Snake posted it, you'd read it then? Dumbass

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m seeing a bunch of LIBTARDS tomorrow so I’m going to memorize this and rant it at them

 

[lil chud]

Nothing makes the DBLOOD BOIL quite like some dyke calling her glorified roommate her "Partner." Yeah? You 2 slits going Halfsies on life?

Of all the pet names to choose from, they go with the most sterile, business sounding... "PARTNER?" How romantic!

There are normal couples that do this too, I've seen this type of weirdo language on reddit. It just makes you sound like a fag which I guess is the point. Nope, can't have a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife, it has to be "partner" because of binaries or something I don't fucking know.

I’m seeing a bunch of LIBTARDS tomorrow so I’m going to memorize this and rant it at them

Thank you for your service.

 

[Coonskin]

Dman just fawkin unloaded on me

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Sometimes they need to be forcibly convinced. I may be a rapist, but I'm no hero. Just performing a public service.

 

[Nigger John]

I agree, butt.

You didn’t mention black dykes. They are the worse.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

DMAN is right I slept with two women who claimed to be lesbians and even had girlfriends who really were just roommates loooking back. All they’re looking for is the right man/dick.