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The servants of the merciful are suburban hippies?The servants of the Merciful are those *that walk the Earth in humility and when the ignorant adress them, they say "Peace".
Imam Ahmad (12540) and Ibn Maajah (5870) narrated that Anas said: The Abyssinians gave a display with their weapons in front of the Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) and danced, saying [in their own language]: “Muhammad is a righteous slave (of Allah).” The Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “What are they saying?” They said: They are saying: Muhammad is a righteous slave (of Allah).Instruments are haram. Nasheeds are Muslim barbershop
Imam Ahmad (12540) and Ibn Maajah (5870) narrated that Anas said: The Abyssinians gave a display with their weapons in front of the Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) and danced, saying [in their own language]: “Muhammad is a righteous slave (of Allah).” The Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “What are they saying?” They said: They are saying: Muhammad is a righteous slave (of Allah).
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Ahmad (25962) narrated from ‘Urwah that ‘Aa’ishah said: The Messenger of Allah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said one day – i.e., on that day when the Abyssinians danced in the mosque and ‘Aa’ishah watched them – “The Jews should know that in our religion there is time for relaxation; I was sent with a monotheistic and easy path.”
(Im sure they used instruments like drums and kraars)
I forgot about this one and just hahahaholeeshitted all over again.
An @HH Brother CHH collaboration, credit where dueI forgot about this one and just hahahaholeeshitted all over again.
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