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Last shameful thing you ate.

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Imitation crab meat with melted butter at 1am. My wife came downstairs halfway through and apparently wanted to fuck until she came near me and told me “you smell like rotten pussy and steamed trout. Gross” and went to bed. I was embarrassed by my choice in a drunken midnight shnack.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Look, dahlin'; Johnny Ringo.
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Imitation crab meat with melted butter at 1am. My wife came downstairs halfway through and apparently wanted to fuck until she came near me and told me “you smell like rotten pussy and steamed trout. Gross” and went to bed. I was embarrassed by my choice in a drunken midnight shnack.
Imitation crab meat rules. If I ever have any sort of packaged meat like that I hardly ever use it in anything, I'll just stand at my fridge with the door open eating the shit like a raccoon. I crush baloney and rarely make a baloney sandwich. I just stand there eating it and wasting hydro.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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A month after I was done with Keto for good, nearly a whole bag of Lindor chocolates.

It was the first show with it back on the rider and the band was lucky to get any of it by the time I was done. I felt like a fucking pig and Steve still gives me shit over it.
 
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