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A bold statement about sexuality and politics during the Russian RevolutionRed or white. Whatever gets me laid tonight. - Billy Joel
Of all the broads that they could pick? They pick her? Wouldn't a well to do investment banker atleast have a hot assistant? This movie sucked.WWAWD Chloe Sevigny?
WWAWD Chloe Sevigny?
She looks like the last serious girlfriend I had. I even joked around with her that she was my little American Psycho secretary.WWAWD Chloe Sevigny?
Not a random director, staIker. That was Vincent Gallo, who got to grope and cuddle with THE Christina Ricci in 1998. Oh wait, we don't like Christina Ricci anymore right? Scratch all that.Hilarious that some random director she was dating at the time convinced her to actually give him a bj on film for "art". Nice career decisions, stupid.
And i hate the fag christian bale and the insane worship around him.
So is Gallo. His website is hilarious, you should check it out. He sells his sperm to people:She rules.
One of a handful of actresses who actually want to take on interesting and challenging roles instead of chasing fame. She's got a face that oscillates between sexy and goofy looking, which makes her seem like a real person. Plus she's a church attending Catholic, which should win over the tribe haters around here.
Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions.
Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.
Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions.
lol I still haven't watched The Brown Bunny (was difficult to find anywhere, but I have it now). I just know it's going to be artsy shit, but on the other hand I love Gallo too much not to watch eventually...I'm lukewarm on Gallo's artistic output, but him saying Roger Ebert had "the physique of a slave trader" during their spat about "The Brown Bunny" was pretty funny.
Still would.
She has a weird face and a body type that I'm not generally into but I find her super hot and I have no clue why.WWAWD Chloe Sevigny?
That's where I'm at with the Chloe. She's got an aura of extreme fuckability about her. I'd murder a thousand Japanese to see her smile.She has a weird face and a body type that I'm not generally into but I find her super hot and I have no clue why.
He’s the only good Batman,Of all the broads that they could pick? They pick her? Wouldn't a well to do investment banker atleast have a hot assistant? This movie sucked.
And i hate the fag christian bale and the insane worship around him. The world sucks. I HATE MYSELF.
You dig an axe into her skull?She looks like the last serious girlfriend I had. I even joked around with her that she was my little American Psycho secretary.
Where do you live dude? You’re an Asian, aren’t you?[MEDIA=youtube]q2tu_-G_LPs[/MEDIA]
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