Funniest thing I have seen all week have a rib.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Anus and Mewler show! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
so calling Pat fat for the millionth time is "top quality humour"; but anyone calling you fat needs to stop and it isn't funny?
I can't believe CF turned babyface on us.
He was a babyface all along, we just didn't see it yet.
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if this isnt a copypasta I hope you kill yourself you backpedaling faggot
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A true visionary ahead of his time, such as legends like OpieSucks and ant_sucks
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Why would you send a gay ass message like that to anyone here? Let alone someone whose mission is to fuck with you relentlessly.
Silly broad
Silly broad
I care
wtf i love india now
simperville said the same thing last night... get a fucking bit guys! this is the 50th time you've said mewler is fat... are you guys seriously going to continue calling her fat for weeks on end?? it's hack! be original if you're going to make fun of me!
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Please continue posting timestamps on this stuff. Never heard this lol. He's going to block anyone who keeps saying mews is fat? Lol wtf...
EDIT: Holy shit, he sounded normal and rational at the start of that rant and then started going insane. The fuck? Hahaha. I know I said I wouldn't make fun of him anymore but I guess I'm blocked now so he won't see this anyway.
guys... dan wants you to know.. you're all a bunch of talentless "low energy" stupid faggots.. seriously stop this .... people are PMing dan and you guys are beginning to embarrass yourselves..
bring something positive to the table guys!!
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He starts ranting about us, saying we've contributed nothing. Kind of want to just admit what my previous account was to shut him the fuck up.
Can't fault the Ramone, funniest thing posted in a while *tips fedora*
people "behind the scenes" are messaging dan wondering why all of you that are making fun of mewler are such faggots 12 17am EST you're all dead to dan ... do a bit! come up with some originality!
If you're anyone other than ichese then that comment doesn't stand as far as posters causing butthurt goes...
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Nah I mean I actually did contribute/make a lot of things. Stuff Dan has ribbed and complimented me on. He's claiming I never have.
Ohh shit, I think you burned your last account the same week I did. Obviously you're not reviving your old UN so we'll never know for sure but if I was placing money I think I'd win all day betting on who you are.
Blocking people’s posts on a forum because you can’t avoid reading every one of them…imagine if @admin removed the ignore feature!
