LA Times Sucks Norton's Dick

[Jack_Horner]

This post is for all the people who didn't believe that Burr married a black woman to boost his career.

Here's an absolutely dick slobbering piece about Jim Norton in the Los Angeles Times. It's almost as if Hollywood media only promotes people who parrot THE MESSAGE.

How Jim Norton and his wife Nikki fought for love and re-defined comedy couple goals

Despite all the obstacles they've encountered to being together, the comedian and his wife and podcast co-host, a feisty trans woman from Norway, always found a way to turn it into funny material.

www.latimes.com

"It’s the classic love story — boy meets girl, they’re divided by oceans, the world closes down, and finally, they unite and get married for the happy ending. In the movies, it would be the plot of a rom-com. In real life, for Jim and Nikki Norton, it was more like a nightmare due to a minor marijuana infraction on Nikki’s record that turned into a long immigration ordeal. Despite all the obstacles they’ve encountered to being together, they’ve always found a way to turn it into funny material."

 

[Imager]

But do they suck his wife’s cock too?

 

[wbgreen]

This is a PR push to get a show on TLC.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

This is a PR push to get a show on TLC.

You hit the nail on the head. Or the head on the cock, cock on the head...I dunno, just riffin.

 

[NoBacon]

Old man meets young barely legal age cam boy, grooms him and makes him his husband. Boy takes old man’s dwindling fortune.

 

[Cumiace]

 

[TorpidSloth]

I'm sure the writer's tone would be just as fawning if Nikki was actually a real woman and some creep in his late 40s had fought tooth and nail to have her ass imported at 20 years old.

 

[Imager]

“Boy meets mentally ill man” just doesn’t have quite the ring to it as “Boy meets girl”

 

[DiarrheaDick]

>Despite all the obstacles they've encountered to being together...

What obstacles? He imported a cam whore who got caught up in Canada during the pandemic lockdowns. We ALL overcame obstacles during that time using that logic. I didn't read the "article", but does it mention Norton didn't care enough about the whole thing to bother mentioning it to his family? 'Cause that was a thing. Maybe he actually felt some shame for once?

 

[NoBacon]

This is a PR push to get a show on TLC.

Yeah. Jimmy paid for this article. Only fans prostitutes do it all the time.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Jim Norton who called the LA Times a Liberal Rag on the boomer comedy hour?

Nice fake outrage stupid, and pretending your trump loving conservative to appeal to group of people who’d want you dead

 

[AnthonyCumio]

He jokes he's the bottom.

That means he's the bottom.

 

[AnthonyCumio]

>Despite all the obstacles they've encountered to being together...

What obstacles? He imported a cam whore who got caught up in Canada during the pandemic lockdowns. We ALL overcame obstacles during that time using that logic. I didn't read the "article", but does it mention Norton didn't care enough about the whole thing to bother mentioning it to his family? 'Cause that was a thing. Maybe he actually felt some shame for once?

That's when the he/she Alan had a marijuana conviction. You need to read the article, stupid.

 

[wbgreen]

That's when the he/she Alan had a marijuana conviction. You need to read the article, stupid.

The marijuana charge is the cover story. There has to have been more to it.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Hey now, "she" doesn't look anything like Chris Kyle....

 

[DiarrheaDick]

That's when the he/she Alan had a marijuana conviction. You need to read the article, stupid.

No, and you can't make me.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I'm sure the writer's tone would be just as fawning if Nikki was actually a real woman and some creep in his late 40s had fought tooth and nail to have her ass imported at 20 years old.

Apparently, it's OK if the girl in question has a huge cock. Which essentially means that biological women in the same situation can't think for themselves, while trannies with huge cocks can, which means the message is that real girls are retarded and helpless.