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"I think it has more with Collage football not good enough Prep(tm)"
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(Hello!) Exactly my point
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(Hello!) Exactly my point
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Sports Patrick is legally and legitimately retarded. He has absolutely no fucking clue as to what he's talking about-"I think it has more with Collage football not good enough Prep(tm)"
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He's legit retarded when it comes to sports. It would actually be kind of endearing if he wasn't such a condescending prick that speaks with faux authority. When it comes to sports he should just shut the fuck up- and kill himself.Is Pat blackout drunk again or just that unknowledgeable of football?
Fixed your post for youHe should just shut the fuck up- and kill himself.
Spoiler alert: He doesn't actually like or understand sports, he's just "stealthy" about it.Is Pat blackout drunk again or just that unknowledgeable of football?
Yep. He would expose himself pretty quick in a conversation. Even asking him to explain his take would probably fry his brain.He’s the fakest of all sports fans, he only goes to games for beer and the food. His sports “hot takes” are something he saw someone else say and can’t think for himself. He knows he would get destroyed for any sports takes by real fans so all his opinions are bland and broad. He’s so insecure he pretends to like sports to be seen as a “manly” man.
As always, he can never say a nice thing about someone else, even sports teams due to his insane insecurity. Real sports fan realizes good play but to Pat everyone playing is either stupid or bad and if a team is winning it’s only because the ref’s are bad and helping the team win. Blaming the refs for your team losing shows you lack any sports knowledge.There's a reason why "hot take artists" like Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless are millionaires. You have to know about sports, know what opinions will trigger sports fans and be able to defend your takes when pressed. Every sports fan in existence thinks these guys are jackasses, but it's the Howard Stern angle, they still tune in to see what the blowhards will say next.
The "Kyle Murry" just shows he's purely an idiot who wants attention. Never compliment the team playing well, always say some nasty shit about the team playing poorly.
Even then a lot of those takes are scripted. A lot of their talking points are helped by writers to back up their stance. I miss when it was people just talking sports. Now its about saying something that gets clicks while shouting at each other. Had to stop watching those shows a few years ago. I dont want to hear a shouting match right when I wake up.There's a reason why "hot take artists" like Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless are millionaires. You have to know about sports, know what opinions will trigger sports fans and be able to defend your takes when pressed. Every sports fan in existence thinks these guys are jackasses, but it's the Howard Stern angle, they still tune in to see what the blowhards will say next.
The "Kyle Murry" just shows he's purely an idiot who wants attention. Never compliment the team playing well, always say some nasty shit about the team playing poorly.
Idk how anyone falls for the Steven A Smith schtick. Its 100% blatantly obvious he just says the opposite of whatever the hivemind think is, whether its right or wrong. Like after McGregors loss toEven then a lot of those takes are scripted. A lot of their talking points are helped by writers to back up their stance. I miss when it was people just talking sports. Now its about saying something that gets clicks while shouting at each other. Had to stop watching those shows a few years ago. I dont want to hear a shouting match right when I wake up.
Sounds like pat thinks rookie QBs should learn under a vet QB the majority of their rookie contract but thats not realistic. The draft just doesnt allow that for top drafted QBs. They end up on a shit team with no Oline and expected to start right away. The jags arent going to sit Trevor Lawrence for 3 years while he is on a 4year/$36million dollar rookie contract. Way too much money to spend on a bench warmer.What is he saying? College is not a good enough Prep for the QB position?
What's the alternative, Pig? I don't understand.
Mac Jones ran a more complex offense under Sarkisian at Alabama than he's running now in NE, and he literally had far better weapons there than he has here, and his line was probably just as good as what he has blocking for him now.
Most top P5 programs are running Pro-style offenses at this point, including Oklahoma where Murray went. Jesus, Burrow's read-option offense at LSU was more complex than what most of the NFL can teach their offenses now. There are high school teams in Texas running read-option offenses these days, so the problem is that the majority of NFL WRs are simply too stupid to learn these packages, it has nothing to do with QB preparation at the college level.
Everything he said is not only wrong, but the complete inverse of true.
ESPN producers literally talk to the two assholes about to yell at each other and go “You’re gonna take this side, and you’re gonna take this side”Idk how anyone falls for the Steven A Smith schtick. Its 100% blatantly obvious he just says the opposite of whatever the hivemind think is, whether its right or wrong. Like after McGregors loss to
khabib, all of a sudden SAS was magically qualified to judge fighters and deemed Conor the “WORST MMA FIGHTER TO EVER ENTER THE OCTOGON! HES TERRIBLE!”. He may be a dick, but to say he sucks is 100% false and not even an entertaining argument. Its clickbait filler BS to get a shouting match going. Thats all.
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