I want to hang him on a hook by the back of his shirt.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Kerry King is a faggot
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Uncle Al had some unkind words about Kerry.
Uncle Al had some unkind words about Kerry.
His guitar solos suck dick and he's really overrated.
He’s always been a dick
His solos are completely forgettable
Random notes and whammy bar fucking around
Al Jourgensen looks like fawkin' Captain Jack Sparrow
Him and Scott Ian are straight up bad guitarists.
I’ve been listening to slayer since I was a teenager and I couldn’t tell you one solo from another. You could take them out and nothing about the song would change.
It's just noise. I have a guitar with a sustainer pickup and a Floyd Rose and my one buddy who doesn't play guitar loves to fuck around with it and do "Slayer solos." A guy who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing just moving his fingers like a retard and yanking on the whammy bar is indistinguishable from a Kerry King solo.
Jeff Hanneman wrote their most famous riffs and the only Slayer solos I can think of that I actually like are the Hanneman parts in Dead Skin Mask. I haven't even bothered listening to them since he died. That guy from Exodus who's in the band now can actually shred so it's probably funny hearing Kerry King doing his untalented horseshit and then a guy actually ripping a decent solo with a semblance of a melody to it.
Met him once in around 2001 at a TGI Friday’s in Orange County when I was having lunch with my mom. I was probably a freshman in hs at the time and a huge Slayer fan. He walked in and sat at the bar by himself, ordered what looked like a plain hamburger (just meat patty and bun) and a coke. I was super star-struck, but waited for him to finish eating, then went up to tell him I’m a big fan. He was super cool and chatted with me for a bit, but can’t remember what we talked about tabeperfectlyhawneswicha.
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