- Forum Clout
- 4,351
Keith lives in south carolina by Ant but he's too lazy to drive to get them or speak to him.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
It’s a huge thing for Ohioans too. Fuck South CarolinaWhy are all these assholes moving to the Carolinas? That's fun being in a southern town and it's just a bunch of Long Islanders
Chances are Anthony just could help himself around Keith’s daughter, and that might have been the final strawIf Keith is nearby and Nana won't go get his guns back it's 100% because something happened between them and a conversation would be at least mildly uncomfortable. Best to just never talk to that person ever again.
I was just going to ask the same thing.Why are all these assholes moving to the Carolinas? That's fun being in a southern town and it's just a bunch of Long Islanders
I’m in love with the idea of Keith calling in his buddies and them blasting Anthony to greased-soaked smithereens because he’s got an empty holster on his hip. The body cam footage is shared in right wing circles as “heroic cops stop Biden-approved illegal immigrant pedophile” and Anthony’s Xitter fanbase unknowingly circle jerk over their own hero getting shot to death.Chances are Anthony just could help himself around Keith’s daughter, and that might have been the final straw
So it's confirmed that Keith the Crooked Cop helped Anthony hide his guns for him so they wouldn't be confiscated after he was arrested for assaulting Dani Brand and before he pled guilty and went to "rehab".
Notice Anthony still won't come clean about why he didn't have his guns anymore because that would be admitting he's a fucking nigger who beat up his girlfriend, broke her bones, and put her in the hospital.
Yes. It means Nana fears a confrontation of some kind would take place.If Keith is nearby and Nana won't go get his guns back it's 100% because something happened between them and a conversation would be at least mildly uncomfortable. Best to just never talk to that person ever again.
Sounds like Orlando (near the UCF campus).Why are all these assholes moving to the Carolinas? That's fun being in a southern town and it's just a bunch of Long Islanders
No no, he still lies about there being video proving he was innocent, and that cops -who he has spent decades sucking the asscheeks of- took and intentionally lost it so he would get in trouble.Notice Anthony still won't come clean about why he didn't have his guns anymore because that would be admitting he's a fucking nigger who beat up his girlfriend, broke her bones, and put her in the hospital.
Manbody Missy even commented on Twitter back then that Anthony frequently turned off his indoor security cameras when there was heavy drinking and drugging going on so he wouldn't implicate himself, especially since there were unsecured firearms around the McMansion. According to Dani, that's another reason why he was panicking so hard and got violent with her when she was recording him that fateful night/morning.No no, he still lies about there being video proving he was innocent, and that cops -who he has spent decades sucking the asscheeks of- took and intentionally lost it so he would get in trouble.
AntH is literally a dindu.
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/