Katy Perry goes to space for 10 minutes

[Andrew Dice Clay]

Katy Perry and Gayle King kiss the dirt after successful space flight

Katy Perry and 'CBS Mornings' cohost Gayle King successfully landed back on Earth after their 10-minute space flight with four other women: 'Just need to appreciate the ground for just a second.'

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Little miss muffet went into space,
And when she came back she had goo on her face OOOOOOOOHHHHH!

 

[nasty twp]

All female crew? Gayle King? Crammed into a bullet vibe shaped vessel? LESBIAN




Jk, poor cow probably just sensibly didn’t want to get assaulted where there’s nowhere to run, no personal security or attack dogs, and no one can hear you scream.

Especially not after surviving Russell Brand, she needs to stay alive and well to spite the creepy penisless bastard.

 

[Toast]

So, it didn't go off like a firework?










I'm sorry that's the only song of hers I know. And I think I only know it from the show. Yuck.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Jk, poor cow probably just sensibly didn’t want to get assaulted where there’s nowhere to run, no personal security or attack dogs, and no one can hear you scream.

Especially not after surviving Russell Brand, she needs to stay alive and well to spite the creepy penisless bastard.

She's a malignant cunt who's had multiple lawsuits trying to fuck over random people, including some woman named Katie Perry in Australia for daring to use her birth name for her company. She should be raped by a pack of xenomorphs.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She's a malignant cunt who's had multiple lawsuits trying to fuck over random people, including some woman named Katie Perry in Australia for daring to use her birth name for her company. She should be raped by a pack of xenomorphs.

She even went after a bunch of nuns over a place she wanted to buy even though she’s from a “Christian” family. I’m glad her new album was a huge flop and her comeback single was so bad they had like it was just a joke and not really her comeback single.

 

[UnPRePared]

Normally not this childish, but I can't think of one kind word I've ever heard said about this bitch.

 

[captainjapan]

Normally not this childish, but I can't think of one kind word I've ever heard said about this bitch.

Her tits were alwight for awhile

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'd still like to sniff her anxiety induced sweaty butthole

 

[Jizz]

Her tits were alwight for awhile

It's a shame she never showed her beefers! Maybe because she's a christian?

 

[captainjapan]

It's a shame she never showed her beefers! Maybe because she's a christian?

Christ showed his tits, what's her problem?

 

[Ladynyahh]

I thought it was humorous that they kept referring to Lauren Sanchez as award winning journalist or some such shit, nary a word about the fact that shes FAWKIN Jeff bezos

 

[Hello Oneal!]

So, it didn't go off like a firework?










I'm sorry that's the only song of hers I know. And I think I only know it from the show. Yuck.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Why couldn't this have been another Challenger? Life ain't fair

 

[lowend73]

I would have sex with that woman. Shit, Gayle King as well

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I hate how they refer to these broads as “the crew”. Am I part of the crew if I stay in a $100,000 Royal Caribbean suite? No, I’m a fucking passenger.

 

[Dennyislife]

Imagine spending all that money to impress your woman then falling over like the loser you are

https://x.com/WUTangKids/status/1911848249914282006?t=wIg5gNOKDnxrr1gvQ1Z_Jg&s=19

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Christ showed his tits, what's her problem?

 

[Turry]

The whole trip was ten minutes lol. They were in "space" for maybe 30 seconds.

 

[RoTheHo69]

She's a malignant cunt who's had multiple lawsuits trying to fuck over random people, including some woman named Katie Perry in Australia for daring to use her birth name for her company. She should be raped by a pack of xenomorphs.

I HOPE SHE GETS RAPED BY A PACK OF KLINGONS IT WOULD BE ALL HER FAULT