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Was it considered a dumb movie back in the day?
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No.Was it considered a dumb movie back in the day?
He doesn't actually kill anyone in first blood tho right? I'm not misremembering that am I? I think its just the one guy who falls out of his helicopter.First Blood rules. I was all on Rambo’s side as a kid, but I watched it recently and I have to admit that I think he took things a bit too far!
Hard to say, but he basically is a human killdozer by the end. He essentially lights the town up with an M60 machine gun as Brian Dennehy watches his town crumble. It’s fucking pfgHe doesn't actually kill anyone in first blood tho right? I'm not misremembering that am I? I think its just the one guy who falls out of his helicopter.
They tried to shave his beard a lil bit and that maniac terrorized the entire town. Maybe Brian Dennehy was the good guyFirst Blood rules. I was all on Rambo’s side as a kid, but I watched it recently and I have to admit that I think he took things a bit too far!
Rambo 4 is literally the only movie I’ve ever bought on Amazon Prime. That one is cartoonishly violent
What if he was Rainbow and he was gayWhat if it was Ramblow and he spent two hours chasing a goat up a mountain so he could suck it off
Correct. The book is way more insane. In the book he flees into the mountains and finds a group of moonshiners and hunters. He tells them he is a Green Beret and traveling and they give him food and a rifle as they don't know he escaped from police. He then uses the rifle to shoot down the helicopter. Then one by one begins killing the teams of cops who try to track him. He kills all of the police dogs as well.He doesn't actually kill anyone in first blood tho right? I'm not misremembering that am I? I think its just the one guy who falls out of his helicopter.
"A man who was taught to ignore pain. To suck things that would make a billy-goat cum."Correct. The book is way more insane. In the book he flees into the mountains and finds a group of moonshiners and hunters. He tells them he is a Green Beret and traveling and they give him food and a rifle as they don't know he escaped from police. He then uses the rifle to shoot down the helicopter. Then one by one begins killing the teams of cops who try to track him. He kills all of the police dogs as well.
He then goes into town and begins killing civilians and National Guard members. At this point the military have to send out a special team to kill him. Finally his former commander in the Army tracks him down and shoots him ending the rampage. Rambo kills the main sheriff as well simply because he's addicted to combat at that point.
The movie has Rambo kill no one except causing a helicopter accident where a guy leaps from the passenger cockpit like a retard. Rambo also survives in the movie. Giving us a dozen sequels.
What if it was Ramblow and he spent two hours chasing a goat up a mountain so he could suck it off
ME: Thank you!You saw it, Artie. You just saw Rambo for the first time.
The main villain was comically bad as well. Kidnapping, torturing, killing, drug then they show him banging little boys. WE GET IT.First Blood rules. I was all on Rambo’s side as a kid, but I watched it recently and I have to admit that I think he took things a bit too far!
Rambo 4 is literally the only movie I’ve ever bought on Amazon Prime. That one is cartoonishly violent
rocky watch pretty good during the holidaysI still haven't seen it or Rocky, I did see the rocky with the robot though.
I'll ask him Sunday when I go to the park.Are Puerto Ricans qualified to claim things are “dumb”? If Craig says it was dumb then I’ll take it into consideration.
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