My 31 year old High Chief needed a wife to produce heirs, but the only girl from the surrounding chiefdoms, who also wasn't a complete idiot, insane, hideously ugly, or already married, was 13....
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Just pulled a Cumia on Crusader Kings 3
- Thread starter HomeRunCumia
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Was she the “right” 13?
Is she his brother's girlfiend's daughter?
That game is fucking mental. I had a kingdom in Italy, and a king. The king's wife bore a child that very closely resembled a Mongol diplomat who was landed in the castle. The King killed his wife under suspicion of infidelity and disinherited the bastard son. His brother became heir.
Many years later, the disinherited son was sent to the levant by his brother, the new king, Umberto III, to wage a holy war for the papacy. He led the Italian army to victory and was made a minor noble of the territory. Anyways, some decades later the king went to war with the Papacy, hoping to cede land for the empire. The disinherited son traveled across the Mediterranean sea to fight for the Pope on his home soil for the first time in nearly thirty years. His blood was spilt, dying in vain against the swords of his brother's armies.
I realized too late that the disinherited son, Umberto II, had a profoundly rare heritable trait that the royal family also possessed. He was the rightful king all along.
Many years later, the disinherited son was sent to the levant by his brother, the new king, Umberto III, to wage a holy war for the papacy. He led the Italian army to victory and was made a minor noble of the territory. Anyways, some decades later the king went to war with the Papacy, hoping to cede land for the empire. The disinherited son traveled across the Mediterranean sea to fight for the Pope on his home soil for the first time in nearly thirty years. His blood was spilt, dying in vain against the swords of his brother's armies.
I realized too late that the disinherited son, Umberto II, had a profoundly rare heritable trait that the royal family also possessed. He was the rightful king all along.
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Not being profoundly autistic is retarded now?
Hey man, just because autists like trains does that make trains autistic???
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They're stuck on one track their whole lives, much like the autistic.
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I see the second one is free on steam. Is that one any good or is it something different? I probably wont ever get around to even starting the game but ill at least lie to myself that i will someday
The stories that unfold are simply amazing!!!
Never played the 2nd one, but it's highly rated.
Update,
I'm now 60, we've had 4 daughters and 2 sons....and I just had a bastard son with my wife's younger sister, who's also the leader of her chiefdom after the death of my father-in-law...
My fellow Polabian Slavs to the south, who've conspired against me in the past, got their asses kicked in a 4th war with the Eastern Franks, so i took the opportunity to repay their former kindness towards me by taking some of their lands, and now they're all begging me to be allies so the Franks don't move in to take the rest...
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!
I'm now 60, we've had 4 daughters and 2 sons....and I just had a bastard son with my wife's younger sister, who's also the leader of her chiefdom after the death of my father-in-law...
My fellow Polabian Slavs to the south, who've conspired against me in the past, got their asses kicked in a 4th war with the Eastern Franks, so i took the opportunity to repay their former kindness towards me by taking some of their lands, and now they're all begging me to be allies so the Franks don't move in to take the rest...
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!
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I have never played or even heard of this game before but your post just sold me on it. Gonna buy it right now actually. Thanks my fellow brothaman