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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
JUST LIKE EDDIE
- Thread starter Zeroman
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Aren’t cables pretty much all the same? I remember when HD TVs were first becoming popular the cables were expensive, but nowadays a $6 cable is just as good.
so it’s fine for Joseph to spend $140 on cables for his hobby, but everything else being expensive is “a product of the current administration”?
$140?! Nigga these are $49.99. Let’s not get crazy and think he would actually buy a quality product like Mogami cables. He only bought these because they’re “EVH” branded.
He probably did pay $140 for $49.99 cables. It’s the way of the Moo.
He doesn’t need fancy cables to play an empty TGIF/Moose lodge.
If he had any semblance of dexterity or knowledge outside of strumming his Chinese guitars, he could cheaply make cables himself. The lead in the solder might actually RAISE his IQ, for once.
Hope Joe hangs himself with the cables
Yes, this is a complete sale to rubes. I played guitar growing up and some stores would sell generic cables with the stores name / logo on them and they sounded the same as the more expensive name brand cable. An effects board / pedal is one thing, cable is cable. I remember with TVs they would sell regular 4K HDMI cables which is all you need but they would have some gold plated ones for more money which were bought by idiots like Joe.
Why don't you pay tribute to Kurt Cobain with a cattle gun, Joe?
Are those cables waterproof? Thinking about the summer water park/public swimming pool gig circuit
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CABLES WE GOT?
DEY CABLE PRETTY GOOD!
(That was a reference to the Opie and Anthony show, Daniel)
DEY CABLE PRETTY GOOD!
(That was a reference to the Opie and Anthony show, Daniel)
The hilarious dichotomy of a swole-breasted buffoon. When Joe is struggling to pay his bills and pay for his groceries, it's because on the day he took office, Joe Biden totally destroyed Donald Trump's glorious American utopia and replaced it with a socialist hellscape. Yet he's forever mindlessly blowing cash on nigger-rich nonsense, like cruises, AC, dining out and buying useless guitar garbage. Joe using high-end, expensive guitar cables is like putting really expensive rims on a beaten-down Dodge Stratus. Joe can use the finest guitar equipment in the world and it won't make one iota of difference in his fat-fingered, sloppy, shortcut-laden playing.
Wait, EVH stands for Eddie Van Halen?! Hahahaha he actually bought these?! Like Eddie had anything to with these things. Some Chinaman talked to Eddie's agent and Eddie gets a monthly check, Eddie probably doesn't even know why.
Black rifle coffee, Trump coasters, EVH cables. He really is a rube
Black rifle coffee, Trump coasters, EVH cables. He really is a rube
The ribs, they are a-destroyin'
We got Fenduh . . . Ernie Bawl