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My father's cremated remains were found in a storage unit along with other remains. My buddy who owned the funeral home and did the cremation for free is in big trouble.
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I thought this post was going to be about Patrick S. Tomlinson finally finding a stlaker.My father's cremated remains were found in a storage unit along with other remains. My buddy who owned the funeral home and did the cremation for free is in big trouble.
Some poor funster, funster.So who did I sprinkle in the old man's back yard in 2015?
So who did I sprinkle in the old man's back yard in 2015?
There's a cremation certificate attached. Half were supposed to go to his mother in Florida.If the remains found in a storage unit are cremated how tha fuck would they know they’re your dad’s?
He's an irresponsible drunk who ended up losing his business. I'm not shocked. I didn't volunteer to the detective that I worked for him under the table a few years ago as a blacksuit.Why is he storing them? You’re supposed to collect them after. That’s pretty weird. Why would he want them?
Human ashes go for big money on the kitty litter equity black market, funster.Why is he storing them? You’re supposed to collect them after. That’s pretty weird. Why would he want them?
Now that is true 5-sink opulence.Human ashes go for big money on the kitty litter equity black market, funster.
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That's extremely fucking weird.
I wonder if that's a common thing. I bet impotent chinks eat the ashes to get boners or something. I hope it's a common thing so every time some lady is whining that she lost the vial on her necklace that contained some of her mother's ashes she actually just lost a vial of burnt newspapers. Sorry, bitch, your mother is Chinese boner medicine now.
No it's pretty fuckin funny. I just feel bad for my buddy even though he fucked up pretty bad. I said as little as possible to the very inquisitive detective. I will be "reunited" with my father soon. He used that word several times.Lmao, sorry @Rutherford_b_Blaze - it’s not cool to laugh at it but that was funny.
Sorry for your loss and the news some weirdo has been hoarding peoples ashes for some reason.
Why would you keep them and not just dump them in the trash or something?
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