Just broke a month of semen retention

[guest]

As shown in this DM to our "leader" niggerjim, I started on march 20th. I was going to retain my semen until something happened, maybe lifechanging.

This is what got the evil out, if anyone was wondering or wants to bust one with me in solidarity. ..some owen A. bonding.

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Results:

none.
waste of time, I could've blown so many loads on my hand, socks, sheets, etc.
No difference in productivity or mental state; If anything, I coudn't focus or sleep because of my aching balls.
Any benefits are placebo.
Do NOT do this horseshit.
semen retention is a MEME. don't EVER talk about it again or you WILL be carcrashed.

....Fuck niggerjim.


inb4 lingerlonger chimes in "cumming to women is for kikes!" .... shut the fuck up.

 

[Phish]

I practiced semen retention in jail. The only thing it got me was a horribly embarrassing experience of having a wet dream in an open dorm on like week 3 in my only pair of underwear that was accessible at the time. Had to stuff toilet paper down my pants until i could shower up the next morning. Having my eyeballs floating in cum does nothing for me.

 

[Nigger John]

Maybe you did it wrong

 

[chocolatehellhole]

That girl looks younger than Jenna Ortega. You're a pedophile.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’ve been retaining semen for nearly 24 hours now but I suspect my wife will not allow me to go any longer.

 

[Dog Eater]

That girl looks younger than Jenna Ortega. You're a pedophile.

He hasn’t denied it so it must be true.

 

[Turk February]

Maybe it's time to try something less silly like Feng Shui