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Convenient how it's six at once? And nobody takes COD for food, not after the China Flu. Retard.
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I can’t wait for him to say he burned his foot stomping out a flaming bag of dog shit. Felony ding dong ditch, child!
I think the last time I paid cash for a food delivery was over 10 years ago. Everything is paid up front, especially post Covid. He loves to use this long outdated idea of goofy food orders because he’s 42 going on 55.How would he know they were just submitted if they’re COD?
And i dare anyone to find 6 different places anywhere that still deliver food without payment up front.
They don't deliver because he orders all their inventory and doesn't tip.I dont think it has ever been considered funny enough to do a pizza prank from the 80s around here. Pat makes it sound like this has been happening for so long that he is on the local list of " Do Not Deliver". I swear he always folds lies into his story to get more pity.
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Turning food away is the least believable thing he's said.I dont think it has ever been considered funny enough to do a pizza prank from the 80s around here. Pat makes it sound like this has been happening for so long that he is on the local list of " Do Not Deliver". I swear he always folds lies into his story to get more pity.
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