Holy Shit that was funny. Pat bought jumping boxes yet he’s very fat and 42. Even Pat knew that was a stupid purchase because he never mentioned them again.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Jump Boxes
- Thread starter IGotATreeOnMyHouse85
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On the top floor of his 150 year old house, where he also put all his weights and stuff in one small surface area. The second he starts using those he’s going to jump straight through his floor.
I hear it will be under new, exotic management soon
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You can tell this sociopath marked it up just for a fake tweet
It's still a good place for a single man to get some cardio in at 2am & look at asses...LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH yech
All fitness enthusiasts use an X to describe their workout routines. No need to describe what form of training you are doing or which muscle groups you are exercising, just an X is sufficient.
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Like Saturday and Sunday aren't days of the week. And of course it's a fucking star fags calendar
Just noticed that the only difference between the two types of Xs is that one is in pen and the other in sharpie. Like they can't use the same pen. Of course that would make it obvious that he just scribbled a bunch of Xs like a dopamine starved faggot.
He’s a guy that has nothing but free time so he should be almost everyday doing something. Fat lazy fuck.
He’s a 42 man without a job yet still sees the weekend as “rest days” everyday is the weekend if you don’t have a job.
This noodle armed faggot bought all of those weights just to never use them.
lmao he made sure he and the wifey has the same amount of X on it, so lazy mang
for a normal person weekends should be the days to put in extra workouts
I've never seen someone who claims to go to the gym as much as he does be so fucking fat.
After he got kicked out of that fitness club, he signed up for Planet Fitness. His trips to the gym are on Pizza night, donut day, and any other day where they give free food. The X isnt to signal a work out, its a signal that he went to the gym for his free food.
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I'm sorry you're so stupid child, X is what fit, trim, actual tough guys use as all of my workouts are "total body" as in my total body sits on a stool eating healthy protein laden meat loaf and carb loading Miller Lights.
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