Josiah Tape 5

[Brooke Shields]

https://img.nanaimg.net/random/reveal2.m4a

it's still wild

 

[WifeStoreWill]

We need to find some psychiatrist who does a podcast to listen to these and give a breakdown.

 

[Ladynyahh]

"I was coming in and out of a building with a bunch of steel in it and fucked with my signal" is a lie. You can tell by his voice he's pissed because he knows he's been had. But he couldn't fawkin just leave it alone...Patrick actually called Josiah back. He's a big fat idiot.

 

[EraGodless]

"You already figured out you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?"

And that pause, before he turns into Norman Bates. Jesus Christ. Patrick breaking out, "child," and Josiah laughing. Ribs smashed.

 

[Honey Badger]

"...emmmm no, I'm into things, but that's - that's certainly not one of them."

That really is a highlight of the call that’s rarely discussed. Even after getting called a faggot for 30 minutes, he just had to shoehorn in a “I have sex” comment. Of course he does it with goofiest, most off putting delivery possible

 

[LoomisBuckby]

BABY CHILD CHILD CHILD BABY BOY CHILD

 

[EraGodless]

He hasn't done it as often these days, but his random victory laps on Twitter for having sex with his own wife were what convinced me he's autistic. At his age, that is a clear indication of unmatured social instincts and a pathetic need to impress his peers - as if laying your own wife is something to admire. When he later told the world that his wife was not only a whore, but also a depressed pill-head, I threw my hands up. You will never teach this man anything.

The "blah blah blah blah," coming out of Patrick's mouth at around the 8:30 mark on tape #5 is also another point that proves to Patrick's extreme autism.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

He hasn't done it as often these days, but his random victory laps on Twitter for having sex with his own wife were what convinced me he's autistic. At his age, that is a clear indication of unmatured social instincts and a pathetic need to impress his peers - as if laying your own wife is something to admire. When he later told the world that his wife was not only a whore, but also a depressed pill-head, I threw my hands up. You will never teach this man anything.

Hmm... I knew I had spotted similar autistic behaviour before!

 

[eggfeller]

it truly never gets old. i’ve listened to it 3 times in the past month. an underrated line from this that always gets me “you have never. had. a moment. of truth. in your life!” it’s such a bizarre statement & barely resembles an insult

 

[EraGodless]

Hmm... I knew I had spotted similar autistic behaviour before!

Eww

 

[gassers]

We need to find some psychiatrist who does a podcast to listen to these and give a breakdown.

they do. Ngl we should send a piggy news segment.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

it truly never gets old. i’ve listened to it 3 times in the past month. an underrated line from this that always gets me “you have never. had. a moment. of truth. in your life!” it’s such a bizarre statement & barely resembles an insult

I chuckle every time I hear Josiah say “I’m trying to help you, Patrick.” It’s another underrated moment.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Those two genetic deadends deserve each other - they will bring a final end to two useless bloodlines, totogether.

I'm not going to wish this since annabelle is just an innocent bystander with unfortunate genes, but if rick were to kill her while driving drunk my bowels would have an orgasmic release at the balance being brought to the universe.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Patrick actually called Josiah back. He's a big fat idiot.

This is the best part of the initial 5 season arc. He can't even claim harassment because he fucking called Josiah.

What an absolute oaf. I'm glad he renewed his contract for another season.

 

[Kurt_Love]

"and by the way you weren't the only person"

 

[Honey Badger]

Hmm... I knew I had spotted similar autistic behaviour before!

Why

 

[guest]

"Actually you didn't ask me anything because you don't get to ask me questions."

 

[Petworth dude]

The "blah blah blah blah," coming out of Patrick's mouth at around the 8:30 mark on tape #5 is also another point that proves to Patrick's extreme autism.

Don’t forget “you sound like you have peanut butter in your mouth, little baby child.”

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I played part 5 for my brother after giving him a background of the Patverse and 10 minutes in he stopped it and said 'this man is legitimately psychotic, you realize that right?'

 

[RickReternal]

I played part 5 for my brother after giving him a background of the Patverse and 10 minutes in he stopped it and said 'this man is legitimately psychotic, you realize that right?'

Your brother is right but luckily for everyone Rick is so ineffectual that his psychosis poses no physical danger.

I do want Kwazi to get his money, though. Rick can’t be allowed to be a crazy pain in the ass without consequences.