Looks like the bow legs and guy have made a strong return
Nice crowd, stupid
Nice crowd, stupid
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Joseph Cumia is livin’ large
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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Got the retirement home jumpin.
What a rockstar.
What a rockstar.
Moo probably rented it or he had to sell it when Baby Bro had to cut back on the residuals.
Is this that elks club gig that he said " tickets are going fast!" ?
Where is the light show we were promised?
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He does (or did) have a legit Gibson Korina Explorer but that one in the picture is a Hamer which were always the pieces of shit I'd see in pawn shops when I was a kid.just watched the vid, Joe sounds amazing. It does make me miss Gene though, they made amazing music together and had great chemistry. I wonder why Brother Joe doesn't use his edge guitar anymore? Are these worth a lot of money?
Moose Lodge. The Elks have some, albeit low, standards.
I hope they had red gatorade on hand.
Joe is living large because he's fat, you see
It's so funny how by anyone else's standards, this is the absolute bottom rung of the professional musician ladder, but for Joe, it represents a sizable accomplishment. He's spent his entire "career" in "just starting out" mode, and after forty-five years, dozens of guitars, accessories, recording equipment and "gigs", he's lurching around on a stage at the local Moose hall in front of a few dozen longtime neighborhood alcoholics. He didn't fall to wind up here, this is actually a step up for Joe, and that fact will never not be hilarious.
His stance always looks like he just shit himself and he's trying to keep it from falling out of his tighty whiteys down his fart pants, brother.
Nobody under 96 YOU LIVING THE DEAM JOE ARE YA? HUMILIATING!
I bet he had his stupid tip jar out too.
Right in front of the black garbage bag stage skirting, surely.
METAMUCIL COMP’D!
Prune juice, bran flakes, and multivitamins COMP’D. A benefit most “professional” musicians can’t afford.
A benefit most of them don’t need because every self respecting musician dies young.Prune juice, bran flakes, and multivitamins COMP’D. A benefit most “professional” musicians can’t afford.
Joe's knees don't even bend anymore, he has to hinge at the waist.....