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Joseph Cumia and his vitamin/mineral routine

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
Is this a Bacon, Egg & Cheese on a Roll, part 2?
 

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For most people in most situations, taking vitamins every day accomplishes nothing but making your piss yellower. And you can't "cleanse" yourself from the inside out by chugging a glass of vinegar and lemon juice, as the human body simply doesn't work that way. For years now, the beefy-breasted faggot has been blathering on social media about his fabulous diet and how unbelievably healthy he is, which is hilarious, as anyone with eyes can plainly see he's an obese, hunched-over slob with the sickly pallor of a fresh corpse.
 

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DON'T INTERRUPT ME CUNT
Had first bacon,egg and cheese in about twenty years today with a chocolate milk for five fucking dollars and bastards didn't even melt the cheese, it makes me happy knowing Joey is is having bowels issues at his old age, I wonder if he stomps his leg trying to get the shit out like my dog when he is having trouble
 
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Had first bacon,egg and cheese in about twenty years today with a chocolate milk for five fucking dollars and bastards didn't even melt the cheese, it makes me happy knowing Joey is is having bowels issues at his old age, I wonder if he stomps his leg trying to get the shit out like my dog when he is having trouble
Sheeeit $5 for bacon egg and cheese and a chocolate milk is super cheap at most places in NYC. Especially if the place is run by white people. The arab spots are much cheaper but you’re funding terrorism and they don’t use pork bacon. They use beef bacon and holy shit that stuff is gross, chewy garbage. The Spanish run places are usually a good compromise on taste/price. Best bang for your buck.

sorry to subject you to my inane ramblings about the breakfast sandwich hierarchy in NYC
 
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