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Joseph Colleen "Moo-Cow" Cumia, I present a challenge to you:

What song of mine should Joseph perform at his next TGI Fridays busking?

  • Song for A Friend

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • They Never Should Have Sent You Roses

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Makes Me Think of Home

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • The Weight of Man

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • Lemon Yellow Sun

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • She

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Ray, all you have to offer is "Inside", stupid

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • Total voters
    6
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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Let's see if you and your fifty dollar Shanghai surprise of a guitar are up for this:

I challenge you to perform one of my very own songs at your next stage - oh my, I'm sorry, I mean dinner show. I want it recorded and I, along with the Farm, will grade on technique, range, and accuracy. Yes, that means no random solos or extra Bovine-isms added to my fucking songs, you Dairy Queen.

What say you, Joe? Im-uh-jur can't make your performance look any worse this time!
 
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