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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe "Won't work" Cumia. Getting himself set up for another $60- $100 gigs. For the future. Play Layla again stupid.
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Everybody wants to hear their "Gen X grunge-faves" sang by a bloated Boomer faggot.
Huge demand in NY for unvaxed boomers covering classic rock poorly. Im sure the moose lodge cant wait for his Alice in Chains impression. No fucking way Joe has the vocal range to cover Lane Staley. Wrong state for old Joe to try and load up his schedule.
There is no way this cow is able to play 500 songs perfectly.
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With his blank since 1981 resume what's he going to do? I wouldn't give him a job pushing a broom.
Stay away from the STP songbook you fucking nigger.
Not so! Joseph Cumia will be playing teacher now, it looks like:
If he ever covers Stiltskin, I swear to fucking God...
Does facebook punish misinformation? This might get him suspended again, and if he doesnt have facebook through the holiday he will be very cranky.
Solo Joe Karaoke Show
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He could literally make 10x that a week just getting a forklift license...LOL
He is a bum playing for beer money.
He is a bum playing for beer money.
I hope he covers Cobain's last big solo performance.
Get it?
Get it?
I’ve been “playing teacher” for SEVERAL decades. For children, MY peers, and the past few years, you RETARDS. I just haven’t been as successful with you morons. Sometimes it’s not the TEACHERS fault but the STUDENTS!!!!!! No matter how I try to change my lesson plan, you redditards never learn. I try to teach you manners, how to talk to your idols (Opie Jimmy and AntH) but you manage to miss the mark EVERY time. I try to teach you that getting my gigs cancelled won’t work, you still try. Why do I keep trying to teach you, you might ask? Hrrmph. I don’t know, I guess I still hold HOPE you may someday learn. I guess that’s stupid of ME!
I tried punishment. I took down all of your subreddits. I removed all your TOYS from existence. Yet you still find ways to MISBEHAVE. You can’t stand the fact that my little bro and I have continually been successful, nearly our ENTIRE lives. You’re approaching 40 and still living with Mom. I’ve tried to clue you in on how not to be a GOV’T leech, but you’re all still too lazy to look for a job. All you know in life is receiving Fs.
You all pretend like you could kick my ass, yet no one has even TRIED!!!
It’s even more laughable now than compared to even a few years ago. I’m the healthiest I’ve been in a awhile. Eating right and exercising right. You mock my brother for his height (5’7) yet he’s taller than all of you. If any of you want to prove your tougher than me, you can meet me after class.
You’re always blaming the generation before you. Never taking responsibilities for your own failures. It’s always the “BOOMERS” fault. Everything. The numbers say otherwise. We paid attention. We learned how to apply our “life lessons” and played the system like you’re SUPPOSED to you. You MILLENNIALS seem to think you deserve a free pass. Sorry Charlie, it doesn’t work that way. You have to get off your ASS and do something. You have to MAKE the Jackpot. Not just hit it.
#ClassHASbeeninsession #lifelessons #MAGA2024
Joe is pretty good at memorizing old songs and playing them on his guitar. So are thousands and thousands of other people. You could be really good at painting by numbers and you could show off your finished painting and say "I painted that" but you actually didn't "paint" anything.
This made me laugh so hard. Well done JOEHI’ve been “playing teacher” for SEVERAL decades. For children, MY peers, and the past few years, you RETARDS. I just haven’t been as successful with you morons. Sometimes it’s not the TEACHERS fault but the STUDENTS!!!!!! No matter how I try to change my lesson plan, you redditards never learn. I try to teach you manners, how to talk to your idols (Opie Jimmy and AntH) but you manage to miss the mark EVERY time. I try to teach you that getting my gigs cancelled won’t work, you still try. Why do I keep trying to teach you, you might ask? Hrrmph. I don’t know, I guess I still hold HOPE you may someday learn. I guess that’s stupid of ME!
I tried punishment. I took down all of your subreddits. I removed all your TOYS from existence. Yet you still find ways to MISBEHAVE. You can’t stand the fact that my little bro and I have continually been successful, nearly our ENTIRE lives. You’re approaching 40 and still living with Mom. I’ve tried to clue you in on how not to be a GOV’T leech, but you’re all still too lazy to look for a job. All you know in life is receiving Fs.
You all pretend like you could kick my ass, yet no one has even TRIED!!!
You’re always blaming the generation before you. Never taking responsibilities for your own failures. It’s always the “BOOMERS” fault. Everything. The numbers say otherwise. We paid attention. We learned how to apply our “life lessons” and played the system like you’re SUPPOSED to you. You MILLENNIALS seem to think you deserve a free pass. Sorry Charlie, it doesn’t work that way. You have to get off your ASS and do something. You have to MAKE the Jackpot. Not just hit it.
#ClassHASbeeninsession #lifelessons #MAGA2024
He only drinks the finest Irish whiskey, Jameson.
I would both love and loath to hear Joe and his band of imbeciles do Men in the Box: The Alice in Chains Experience. With Jerry Cantplay, Lame Staley, Mike Wishes he was a Star, and whoever the drummer was.
