What the fuck?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Joe Matarese has his own hot sauce?
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Asking for food poisoning...lol @ the bob-levy hot sauce. Such tacky merch.
I’ll roast your garlic butter chicken for 5 bucks
Who are the ones on 2, 4, 6 and 7? They're all literal whos, but I recognize Joe, Bob, and I assume "NightMayr". Nice pun, whore.
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Just don’t tell muh wife !
Infused with inadequacy, autism and Adderall
Heeeeeeyyyyyyy try my saaaaaaaaaaauce. It's italiano
Is that Pat on the far right bottle?
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How does Alex Stein already have a hot sauce with his name on it, what the fuck is this shit
not gonna lie, this hot sauce grift must be good cause i see more and more un related fields getting into it
also raising peppers looks fun af
also raising peppers looks fun af
Where’s the “Hey, it’s me, Joe Matarese! Fuck niggers!” flavor?
A carrot based "not so hot" sauce? I used to think Matarese was a dunce, but I think this puts him on a Rain Man part of the spectrum. He out-hipstered Austin. I swear he'll open a second club there before Joe Hogan has his first.
So is this the new manly man thing to take part of? The cigar shit is over, hot sauce is in?
There must be some merch company that goes around getting contracts from dullard quasi famous people I take it. "Hot sauce is IN... It's the wave of the future, man!"
Chad Zumock also has one