Joe’s latest concert extravaganza inspired by Owen A

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Via @Zeroman: https://brother-joe-entertainment.ticketleap.com/solojoeandfriends/dates/Apr-22-2023_at_0800PM

This is a direct response to all the comments here about how Joe has no longtime friends in the business who will hook him up with gigs or help him out.

 

[gassers]

Embarrassing. How old is he? Still doing cover songs.

 

[gassers]

Dancing still permitted by the way.

 

[Tony’sAcneCraters]

“300 potential attendees”. Oh, Joe.

 

[NiceNameStupid]

He kept it brief, as always. Fucking dumb cow.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

His good friend “Harmonica player Freddy”. Such a good friend he doesn’t know his last name

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

When your band's selling points include "Dancing still permitted on the dance floor" and the 15 minute intermission, you know you're on the wrong path in life. But at least Moose Member Jenn Micheline will be there. She's not easy to get. Not even for a gig at the Moose Lodge, where she is a member.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Joe is getting his M2F on by singing Carole King songs in his shows. Her writing just really resonates with Joe’s tender soul.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Is he dying?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Something tells me Joe is the manager/promoter of this thing. You know there's a little extra going into Joe's pocket. Military precision, brotherman

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Is he dying?

Every other Wednesday on stage at TGI Friday’s he sure is!

Joe seems to be hustling his ass off to book as many gigs as he can, regardless of the venue (“high end sit-down dinner” in a fast casual sandwich shop lol). He might even have enough cash by December to pay current winter’s energy bills. But don’t bet on that or anything.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

3 hours with 1 fifteen minutes break? This is akin to waterboarding
Oh also, how does one dance to mellow rock?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

3 hours with 1 fifteen minutes break? This is akin to waterboarding
Oh also, how does one dance to mellow rock?

You roll back and forth in your wheelchair.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Jos pays his band with CASH!!

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Ladynyahh]

Can't even get the name "Sheraton" right. I love Joe, he's such a buffoon

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

4 double bedded rooms for 4 band members? Black AND White towels? What would happen if they were just white?

Are these just oddly specific request to make sure they actually read the rider like requiring all green M&Ms?

 

[Harry Kilmer]

Unironically i would like to attend this

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Unironically i would like to attend this

I'd like to attend one of the ones like in that "ANTHONY CUMIA BANNED FROM TWITTER AGAIN" video posted above, but a 3 hour sit down extravaganza would probably be more good times than I could handle

 

[JerkStoreJ]

5 star minimum, so a 7 or 8 star would be OK if you want.