Jimmy's slow descent into faggotry

[guest]

For someone who acts tough and loves calling people faggots as a derogatory slam, Mr Norton certainly has progressed into full-fledged gayness over the years.

Monster rain, then he would talk about how he liked when girls put fingers in his ass, then he admitted to taking Discovey for prep (which is a medication that keeps you from getting AIDS when you get fucked in the ass) then he admitted he likes to get pegged. The trannies should be the end of the conversation since you know... Straight sex does not contain two penises and four balls. But somehow he's convinced themself that they are women and not hot dudes with tits.

When is the sad little boy just going to come out and admit that he's gay?

 

[LingerLonger]

Slow? The dude was blowing boys at age five. He was the most accelerated faggot ever. His stories of anal sex and blowing kids at Devil's Creek. Kids pissing in his mouth in the pool. Shitting his pants during elementary school and holding in his shit all day. Norton was a maniac at a young age. But swears he was not molested. Off the top of my head here is the history of Jim's gayness:

- Monster Rain, blowing boys at age five, actually recruiting other youngsters under the porch
- holding in his shit all day during elementary school, a few times shit himself in school, would talk about holding the shit and squeezing it in
- said a neighborhood bully once tied Norton to a tree and sodomized him anally
- Norton said on air that a bully made him blow him in a public pool and would urinate in his mouth
- said he accidentally hired a tranny escort on air, would constantly bring up trannys on the air
- went to a tranny bar with Colin Quinn and lost his wallet
- the entire Uncle Paul character
- admitted to having a girlfriend fuck him in the ass with a dildo unprompted on air
- created a bit on the air called 'the gay off' which was easily the faggiest moment on the show
- was in a long term relationship with a male prostitute
- hosted some fag show on VICE with a tranny
- defended Anthony for being with Sue Lightning
- admitted on Rogan that he took HIV medication in his relationship was thinking of proposing marriage
- was clearly rejected by Prince Alan and now gained 50lbs in response

I am sure that there are more. The fact that Norton swears he was not molested as a child is always hilarious how vehemently he defends his childhood. Then in the next breath talks about the insanity of Devil's Creek.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

All of his friends are funnier than he is, including that kid he hung out with.

Hey Staaaanley, let's go back and throw hot oil on 'em!

 

[guest]

You mean him being a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys and heavy metal was just compensating for being a faggot?

Sure, baby boy.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Slow? The dude was blowing boys at age five. He was the most accelerated faggot ever. His stories of anal sex and blowing kids at Devil's Creek. Kids pissing in his mouth in the pool. Shitting his pants during elementary school and holding in his shit all day. Norton was a maniac at a young age. But swears he was not molested. Off the top of my head here is the history of Jim's gayness:

- Monster Rain, blowing boys at age five, actually recruiting other youngsters under the porch
- holding in his shit all day during elementary school, a few times shit himself in school, would talk about holding the shit and squeezing it in
- said a neighborhood bully once tied Norton to a tree and sodomized him anally
- Norton said on air that a bully made him blow him in a public pool and would urinate in his mouth
- said he accidentally hired a tranny escort on air, would constantly bring up trannys on the air
- went to a tranny bar with Colin Quinn and lost his wallet
- the entire Uncle Paul character
- admitted to having a girlfriend fuck him in the ass with a dildo unprompted on air
- created a bit on the air called 'the gay off' which was easily the faggiest moment on the show
- was in a long term relationship with a male prostitute
- hosted some fag show on VICE with a tranny
- defended Anthony for being with Sue Lightning
- admitted on Rogan that he took HIV medication in his relationship was thinking of proposing marriage
- was clearly rejected by Prince Alan and now gained 50lbs in response

I am sure that there are more. The fact that Norton swears he was not molested as a child is always hilarious how vehemently he defends his childhood. Then in the next breath talks about the insanity of Devil's Creek.

Before I get crucified, what are the odds colin is into trannies? Just looking at circumstantial evidence, he hangs out with jim and bobby who are two trannies fuckers and out of the closet faggots who have both blown men and hooked up and gotten fucked by trannies. Colin got blown by a lady boy when he was 20, and acknowledged he knew it was a man. And the drag queen show thing.
a lot of these comics got some skeletons maaaaan, that’s why they all go to therapists and aa meetings. Fucked in the head

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Norton has the combined childhood of about 5-10 Stephen King characters.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I don't know what you're talking about. Jim Norton is a man's man

 

[Mr. Faggotry]