• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, or have other on-site inquiries, send a private message to @BlackQueerLivesMatter.

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

    For DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Jim is a old man

Forum Clout
100
I listened to more Jim and Sam last year in my car than any person should have. He is a total retard.

A couple highlights

- He is afraid of cloud storage and has thousands of dollars worth of external hard drives. Wonder what is on those hard drives.

- He thinks we are close to technology that will download a persons entire consciousness but is worried about it being used to cancel people for their inner most thoughts.

- Didn’t do a gig in Texas because he was worried about cartel violence.
 
Forum Clout
15,721
I listened to more Jim and Sam last year in my car than any person should have. He is a total retard.

A couple highlights

- He is afraid of cloud storage and has thousands of dollars worth of external hard drives. Wonder what is on those hard drives.

- He thinks we are close to technology that will download a persons entire consciousness but is worried about it being used to cancel people for their inner most thoughts.

- Didn’t do a gig in Texas because he was worried about cartel violence.
I heard all of this as well. He is a very stupid (gay) man.
 

eggfella

Forum Clout
943
I listened to more Jim and Sam last year in my car than any person should have. He is a total retard.

A couple highlights

- He is afraid of cloud storage and has thousands of dollars worth of external hard drives. Wonder what is on those hard drives.

- He thinks we are close to technology that will download a persons entire consciousness but is worried about it being used to cancel people for their inner most thoughts.

- Didn’t do a gig in Texas because he was worried about cartel violence.
lol where was the gig? not within 70 miles of the border if i had to guess
 
Forum Clout
1,331
I listened to more Jim and Sam last year in my car than any person should have. He is a total retard.

A couple highlights

- He is afraid of cloud storage and has thousands of dollars worth of external hard drives. Wonder what is on those hard drives.

- He thinks we are close to technology that will download a persons entire consciousness but is worried about it being used to cancel people for their inner most thoughts.

- Didn’t do a gig in Texas because he was worried about cartel violence.
"it's a tough one, man...it's like Kurzweil said, there's... there's gonna be a singularity of consciousness..." - Earthworm Jim whenever he wanted to look smart with any guest that's read a book above a 5th grade level.

Jim only heard about Kurzweil because he mistakenly watched Transcendent Man and left disappointed.
 

Lard Glug

Lard Glug contains neither lard nor glug.
Forum Clout
5,163
If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose “task manager” from the resulting menu, and close your browser.
I don’t see anything that says “browser.”
 

CorradoSoprano4

Forum Clout
33,302
I listened to more Jim and Sam last year in my car than any person should have. He is a total retard.

A couple highlights

- He is afraid of cloud storage and has thousands of dollars worth of external hard drives. Wonder what is on those hard drives.

- He thinks we are close to technology that will download a persons entire consciousness but is worried about it being used to cancel people for their inner most thoughts.

- Didn’t do a gig in Texas because he was worried about cartel violence.
He's worried about the cartel, but isn't worried about banging prostitutes, and smuggling and marrying a STD riddled man. Okay, Jim.
 

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

and then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole
Forum Clout
4,534
- He thinks we are close to technology that will download a persons entire consciousness but is worried about it being used to cancel people for their inner most thoughts.
Why would you fear that when they don't need to download a persons consciousness to do that? ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, JIM.

I fucking hate this stupid faggot.
 

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

Goodbye staIker.
Forum Clout
12,096
- He is afraid of cloud storage and has thousands of dollars worth of external hard drives. Wonder what is on those hard drives.

That is legitimately deranged behavior. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if he had TBs of kiddie porn on those. Let's not forget, this is a man who groomed his "wife" since "she" was a teenager when he was in his 50s. Nothing would surprise me about this slug of a person.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Forum Clout
53,637
That is legitimately deranged behavior. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if he had TBs of kiddie porn on those. Let's not forget, this is a man who groomed his "wife" since "she" was a teenager when he was in his 50s. Nothing would surprise me about this slug of a person.
Lol easy there fella. Viking was already a can whore when they met. He didn't groom shit, he got identified by 'her' as a mark
 

nasty twp

Forum Clout
4,050
I listened to more Jim and Sam last year in my car than any person should have. He is a total retard.

A couple highlights

- He is afraid of cloud storage and has thousands of dollars worth of external hard drives. Wonder what is on those hard drives.

- He thinks we are close to technology that will download a persons entire consciousness but is worried about it being used to cancel people for their inner most thoughts.

- Didn’t do a gig in Texas because he was worried about cartel violence.

He’s got Steve Jobs’ strain of fuzzy logic & paranoia, only without the vision, charisma, creativity and futuristic optimism that made Jobs who he was.
 
Top