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@jenna today.

NoBacon

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And every day.

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Jenna

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You know this thread would be a lot more hurtful if it was coming from someone in a relationship. We all know you're a manlet incel who hasn't had sex in years, dude. Bacon's just getting insecure because it's Valentine's Day, so he makes a Patrick-esque "I am the sex haver and none of my internet enemies have ever felt the touch of a woman" from the comfort of a $1000 chair branded with a toy logo.

Anyway, nobody cared or missed you when you left. Hope you weren't lurking everyday wondering "why is nobody saying they miss my wisdom and guidance?!?!"
 

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You know this thread would be a lot more hurtful if it was coming from someone in a relationship. We all know you're a manlet incel who hasn't had sex in years, dude. Bacon's just getting insecure because it's Valentine's Day, so he makes a Patrick-esque "I am the sex haver and none of my internet enemies have ever felt the touch of a woman" from the comfort of a $1000 chair branded with a toy logo.

Anyway, nobody cared or missed you when you left. Hope you weren't lurking everyday wondering "why is nobody saying they miss my wisdom and guidance?!?!"

When is the last time you got anything for Valentine’s Day from a lover?

And what did he get you?
 

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When is the last time you got anything for Valentine’s Day from a lover?

And what did he get you?

I don't think it's common for men to get prezzies on Valentines Day unless you're a manchild obsessed with miniature figurines. Get her chocolates and/or flowers, take her out to dinner, plow her brains out. No need for Katie to shop on amazon for the latest set of warhammer dwarfs you wanted.
 

NoBacon

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I don't think it's common for men to get prezzies on Valentines Day unless you're a manchild obsessed with miniature figurines. Get her chocolates and/or flowers, take her out to dinner, plow her brains out. No need for Katie to shop on amazon for the latest set of warhammer dwarfs you wanted.

So never then?
 

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@NoBacon @Jenna you fags going to keep pretending to not like each other or are you going to start each other's dicks?






I only ask because we all want to watch. And jerk off.

I rather enjoyed his recent break from the forums. Nobody was projecting their insecurities onto me or making shitty threads about *checks off-topic* how much they hate teachers.
 

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I rather enjoyed his recent break from the forums. Nobody was projecting their insecurities onto me or making shitty threads about *checks off-topic* how much they hate teachers.

Basically you’ve never had a Valentine’s Day date?
 

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I rather enjoyed his recent break from the forums. Nobody was projecting their insecurities onto me or making shitty threads about *checks off-topic* how much they hate teachers.
Speak for yourself. I’ve never felt further from Christ than when he left.

Nobacon I speak for the silent majority when I say: I’m glad you’re back to spread the good word.
 
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