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"Nice Jeep, fellow Jeepster! Let me leave you a rubber duck to show my appreciation for your fine taste in motor vehicles!"
FAGGOTS
FAGGOTS
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Jeep Duck Faggotry
- Thread starter TheGhostOfBernellTrammell
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Gayest shit ever. Jeep people went from weird outdoorsy mechanic autists to fat white STNAs and this is what happened.
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i never wave back
....unless it's a black guy
....unless it's a black guy
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Every Jeep I see around here is occupied by a gross bleach blonde white woman who’s 30 something with her dog in the passenger seat, she has some gay bumpersticker about being at the beach, and she definitely calls herself a “local”. I hope they get T boned by an 18 wheeler.
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Aren't jeeps super prone to flipping over? Nice death trap, stupid.
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I still haven’t been able to get any Jeep person to explain the duck thing. Say what you will about the owners but Jeep wranglers hold their value because of the Jeep fans and the 4 wheel drive. Wranglers and Trucks always hold their value compared to other regular cars. You won’t be upside down in a Jeep - financially speaking.
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Yes but that goes for most SUV’s because you can’t do a sharp turn going 40-50mph in a large box
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The only jeep I'd drive is one that looks like it just got out of the jungles of Africa slotting floppies.
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Jeep owners are gay
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I had an old 80s station wagon that drove like a boat and had a tight turning radius. I was a dumb teenager and would take sharp turns on mountain roads going 60 or 70, I can't find the cajones to do it anymore even in a similar car. That car had leather seats too so I'd put a friend on the back bench and tell him not to buckle his seat belt and he'd go sliding around the whole time. Good fawkin times.
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Vanity license plates are also for faggots unless you're Cosmo Kramer
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In Florida we have “don’t tread on me” license plates…Hi yes government i need to order a libertarian license plate that i am required by the gov to have, so if the police ever run my tags they know who they’re messing with!
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In Georgia you can opt out of having your county on your plate and instead use an In God We Trust sticker. I think they also got permitless concealed carry recently.
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I liked when I lived in Florida you could tint the shit out of your car and it was legal due to the sun. Other states are real faggots about window tint. You gotta get a doctor to sign a form that the sun gives you headaches to get the cops to not bust your balls over it.
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How else am I supposed to express my vanity?
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I really badly want a Buick Roadmaster wagon.
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If anyone ever put a rubber duck on my car I'd take it as a threat.
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Bumper stickers