Jason Sanford literally wrote a book about me???!

[captain_kamala]

He was like make her neurospicy with good hair

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He even put your belly button on the cover. You might be able to sue.

 

[Random username]

I thought this one was about you.




Spoiler. It was a feeling.

 

[DMbA]

That's a toothy pizza

 

[Cannibal Shitdick]

At least you're getting some representation outside of stock photos.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Yeah but lets see how the hair looks around the asshole, toots.

 

[captain_kamala]

Yeah but lets see how the hair looks around the asshole, toots.

It looks cute

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

It looks cute

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm on a boat in the middle of the ocean and they keep telling me to turn the bathroom light off. Sorry

 

[Jenna]

"We Who Hunt Alexanders" is a fucking atrocious title. But yeah that bitch does look like you.

 

[Turry]

So it's Dexter with a retarded succubus? This guy sucks

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm on a boat in the middle of the ocean and they keep telling me to turn the bathroom light off. Sorry

Can you tell Admiral Orbani I’m a huge fan?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

 

[SFWA liaison]

sue him for felony plagiarizing your identity

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yeah but lets see how the hair looks around the asshole, toots.

She glues baby hair around her turd cutter

 

[Phish]

I cant be the only one here whos cum to Cap Kamala. I have extreme fantasies about choking her while fucking her doggy style while she wails and screams for me to stop the anal assault. (My cock couldnt possibly make her act that way, thus the 'fantasy' disclaimer).

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I cant be the only one here whos cum to Cap Kamala. I have extreme fantasies about choking her while fucking her doggy style while she wails and screams for me to stop the anal assault. (My cock couldnt possibly make her act that way, thus the 'fantasy' disclaimer).

The gayest part about this board is all of the romantics.

 

[Phish]

The gayest part about this board is all of the romantics.

My wife fucking sucks if rape is considered romantic these days. I might just be way outta touch

 

[Gay Faggot.]

My wife fucking sucks if rape is considered romantic these days. I might just be way outta touch

No reason the bam and phish philandering can’t happen. Bam just needs to take her meds and get off the “boat”.

 

[captain_kamala]

No reason the bam and phish philandering can’t happen. Bam just needs to take her meds and get off the “boat”.

I'm still on the boat and off meds lol. I'll go to shore and visit the doctor on friday