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Jason Alexander wasn't just George Costanza
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Jerry! They kidnapped the nine year old and they're fucking him! FORTY DEAD BABIES JERRY!!!! THEY WANT THE RIVER AND THE SEA!!!!
George: Assistant to the Prime Minster! You know what means?!? He'd could be asking my advice on trades! Trades, Jerry, I'm a heartbeat away!
Jerry: That's a hell of an organization they're running up there. I can't understand why they haven't defeated Hezbollah 15 years.
George: And, it is all because of that car. You see, Netanyahu is like the first guy in, at the crack of dawn. He sees my car, he figures I'm the first guy in. Then, the last person to leave is Gantz. He see my car, he figures I'm burning the midnight oil. Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18 hour day!
Jerry: Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made.
LATER
George: Ahhh, Hey-Ho.
Jerry: What the hell are you doing here, aren't you supposed to be at work?!?
George: Yeah, well I'm thinking about getting out of town with Susan for a few days to this hippie music festival in the Negrev on October 7.
Jerry: So, you're just taking off from work?
George: They won't know. I got the car there.
Jerry: Do you think this is such a good idea, with you having to monitor the Gaza border?
George: They got a fence there, they got soldiers. What's the worse that could happen with me not looking at some camera footage?
Jerry: That's a hell of an organization they're running up there. I can't understand why they haven't defeated Hezbollah 15 years.
George: And, it is all because of that car. You see, Netanyahu is like the first guy in, at the crack of dawn. He sees my car, he figures I'm the first guy in. Then, the last person to leave is Gantz. He see my car, he figures I'm burning the midnight oil. Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18 hour day!
Jerry: Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made.
LATER
George: Ahhh, Hey-Ho.
Jerry: What the hell are you doing here, aren't you supposed to be at work?!?
George: Yeah, well I'm thinking about getting out of town with Susan for a few days to this hippie music festival in the Negrev on October 7.
Jerry: So, you're just taking off from work?
George: They won't know. I got the car there.
Jerry: Do you think this is such a good idea, with you having to monitor the Gaza border?
George: They got a fence there, they got soldiers. What's the worse that could happen with me not looking at some camera footage?
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You know what? Every day I get tahini on falafel. I'm doing the opposite. I'll have gefeltefish... on challah... with a side of matzoh balls... and a kugel!
Lol the kike Jerry ended the show once Kramer,Elaine and George got a million per episode 
you see he needed to write that shitty Pop Tart movie with (((Amy Schumer))) FYI Nobody likes Amy Schumer so Jerry putting that abomination in his film makes no sense, child
you see he needed to write that shitty Pop Tart movie with (((Amy Schumer))) FYI Nobody likes Amy Schumer so Jerry putting that abomination in his film makes no sense, child
Frank: [on Jerry’s answering machine] Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza. HAMAS is here. Ohad is dead. Call me back.
All social media has taught me is that no one gives a shit about jewish kids
He was also Bob Patterson
